Author Topic: Favourite sayings  (Read 30728 times)

robert waddell

  • Guest
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2012, 11:13:15 am »
if your brains were dynamite you would not have enough to blow your nose
act your age and not your shoe size
as much use as a chocolate dick
DTW don't look at me in that tone off ignorance
as daft as a daft thing :farmer:

Sylvia

  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2012, 12:40:30 pm »
My dad used to tell me, "If you had brains you'd make a good sheepdog"

robert waddell

  • Guest
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2012, 12:42:31 pm »
glackit git yer jakit yer sakit :farmer:

Bionic

  • Joined Dec 2010
  • Talley, Carmarthenshire
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #48 on: April 28, 2012, 01:31:41 pm »
Robert I bet there is never a dull moment in your house  ;D
Life is like a bowl of cherries, mostly yummy but some dodgy bits

robert waddell

  • Guest
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2012, 02:00:24 pm »
life is what you make of it       but it is your fault  you started this  ;) ;) :farmer:

robert waddell

  • Guest
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #50 on: April 28, 2012, 05:29:36 pm »
it goes like s**t of a shovel :farmer:

chairmanphil

  • Joined Feb 2012
  • Oxfordshire
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2012, 06:31:33 pm »
not to be encouraged with undue patience!

what part of stop don't you understand?

is that all you've done?  :D
1 acre of land where i am clearing trees and a swimming pool so we can make the land productive. MK3 hilux single cab pickup which has been completely rebuilt over the last 2 years matt black and cool as! no animals yet except a very furry black cat called Hansel (he is so hot right now)

goosepimple

  • Joined May 2010
  • nr Lauder, Scottish Borders
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2012, 09:03:33 pm »
sna af a dyke
registered soay, castlemilk moorit  and north ronaldsay sheep, pygmy goats, steinbacher geese, muscovy ducks, various hens, lots of visiting mallards, a naughty border collie, a puss and a couple of guinea pigs

Brijjy

  • Joined Sep 2010
  • Mid Wales
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2012, 11:29:46 pm »
Got a face like a bucket full of crushed arseholes.
Got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
Got legs that wouldn't stop a pig in a passage.
It's snithing with .............
I couldn't give a tinkers toot.
I couldn't decide if they were Arthur or Martha.
Like a tramp on a sandwich.
Like a pig at a tater.
Silly Spangled Appenzellers, Dutch bantams, Lavender Araucanas, a turkey called Alistair, Muscovy ducks and Jimmy the Fell pony. No pig left in the freezer, we ate him all!

lill

  • Joined May 2011
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #54 on: April 30, 2012, 05:04:14 pm »
Here there's some toilet paper wipe your mouth, your talking shite.  ;D ;D

MAK

  • Joined Nov 2011
  • Middle ish of France
    • Cadeaux de La forge
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #55 on: April 30, 2012, 05:15:25 pm »
Has the Pope got a balcony

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Gifts and crafts made by us.

Brijjy

  • Joined Sep 2010
  • Mid Wales
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #56 on: April 30, 2012, 05:47:19 pm »
Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
Silly Spangled Appenzellers, Dutch bantams, Lavender Araucanas, a turkey called Alistair, Muscovy ducks and Jimmy the Fell pony. No pig left in the freezer, we ate him all!

lill

  • Joined May 2011
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #57 on: April 30, 2012, 06:41:30 pm »
ye eyes are like piss holes in the snow

NormandyMary

  • Joined Apr 2011
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #58 on: April 30, 2012, 08:21:31 pm »
there's nowt as queer as folk

lill

  • Joined May 2011
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #59 on: May 01, 2012, 02:01:36 pm »
some i have not heard for years others well pmsl  ;D ;D ;D

 

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