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robert waddell

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Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2012, 08:44:18 pm »
a joiner   a hod it and dod it
electrician      red to red green to green and blue to f*** :farmer:
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chairmanphil

  • Joined Feb 2012
    • Oxfordshire
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2012, 08:47:48 pm »
ruff as a robbers dog





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1 acre of land where i am clearing trees and a swimming pool so we can make the land productive. MK3 hilux single cab pickup which has been completely rebuilt over the last 2 years matt black and cool as! no animals yet except a very furry black cat called Hansel (he is so hot right now)

robert waddell

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Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2012, 08:53:43 pm »
sweating like a rapist :farmer:
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chairmanphil

  • Joined Feb 2012
    • Oxfordshire
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2012, 08:55:53 pm »
there is a disparity in what you know and what you think you know!
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1 acre of land where i am clearing trees and a swimming pool so we can make the land productive. MK3 hilux single cab pickup which has been completely rebuilt over the last 2 years matt black and cool as! no animals yet except a very furry black cat called Hansel (he is so hot right now)

deepinthewoods

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Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2012, 08:57:39 pm »
thats it eat your greens, make you grow fat and hairy, like your mum.
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jaykay

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Cumbria/N Yorks border
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2012, 09:02:14 pm »
I've lived through some terrible things - and some of them actually happened. Mark Twain

Useful to me when I am, yet again, imagining the worst  ::)
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chairmanphil

  • Joined Feb 2012
    • Oxfordshire
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2012, 09:05:33 pm »
don't be shy......your mother wasn't
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1 acre of land where i am clearing trees and a swimming pool so we can make the land productive. MK3 hilux single cab pickup which has been completely rebuilt over the last 2 years matt black and cool as! no animals yet except a very furry black cat called Hansel (he is so hot right now)

Bangbang

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Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2012, 10:34:58 pm »
twas a woman that drove a man to drink and I forgot to stop to thank her.

Was a common toast in my folks Hotel in Glenshee.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2012, 10:49:12 pm by Bangbang »
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Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2012, 11:01:12 pm »
Marriage is a noble institution but who wants to live in an institution?

Got a face like a smacked backside.

She's got a face on her.

He's a sandwich short of a picnic.
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mcginty

  • Joined Apr 2010
    • Tyrone, N.I.
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2012, 11:43:32 pm »
I am as the TITANIC, shinking but the band is still playing.

Not them that says the most knows the most

SIGN in shop window.
WANTED smart boy last boy was to smart

Willing horse will get lots to do.

No point keeping a dog and have to do the barking yourself.
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That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Bionic

  • Joined Dec 2010
    • Talley, Carmarthenshire
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2012, 08:05:58 am »
A face like a chewed up toffee
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Life is like a bowl of cherries, mostly yummy but some dodgy bits

The Woodsiders

  • Joined Aug 2011
    • Near Horley in Surrey
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2012, 08:13:43 am »
Sign in a shop window

Customers wanted urgently.

No experience necessary
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chairmanphil

  • Joined Feb 2012
    • Oxfordshire
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2012, 09:17:35 am »


what the hell did you do this stupidness for?
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1 acre of land where i am clearing trees and a swimming pool so we can make the land productive. MK3 hilux single cab pickup which has been completely rebuilt over the last 2 years matt black and cool as! no animals yet except a very furry black cat called Hansel (he is so hot right now)

goosepimple

  • Joined May 2010
    • nr Lauder, Scottish Borders
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2012, 10:24:00 am »
...or as I say to my kids (regularly)..
       
                         You're not stupid, so why are you acting it?   >:(
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registered soay, castlemilk moorit  and north ronaldsay sheep, pygmy goats, steinbacher geese, muscovy ducks, various hens, lots of visiting mallards, a naughty border collie, a puss and a couple of guinea pigs

deepinthewoods

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Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2012, 10:35:52 am »
dont you look at me with that tone of voice.

well, i dont like your altitude.

your entitled to your opinion even if it is wrong.
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