[Sylvia]

My sister reminded me of this old Cornish saying..... "What's up with she, bin kicked by a spider?" "No, I b'lieve she farted and it went backwards"

[The Woodsiders]

You can shear a sheep many times but you can only fleece it once.



Going to print and post this one to the Catering? manager at the South of England showground following the last weekends showl.