[Sylvia]

Hunger makes the best sauce (one of my Ma's)

[robert waddell]

im that hungry i could eat a scabby headit wean wi na salt or pepper

[lill]

if i wanted tae listen tae an arsehole i wid o farted

[Bionic]

Lill,
You and Robert lead a fascinating life...

[lill]

we do our best 

[lill]

what's good for the goose is good for the gander 
what goes round comes round it just takes a wee bit longer.

[deepinthewoods]

hes got a face only his mother could love.
shes got a face for the radio.

[lill]

great minds think alike fools seldom differ

[suziequeue]

Old infantry saying;

"If it's stupid and it works....it's not stupid"

[Small Farmer]

The three rules of war

1  never separate a soldier from his kit
2  never rely on the RAF
3  never march on Moscow

[chairmanphil]

hes got a face only his mother could love.
shes got a face for the radio.

my old mate Kremen RIP used to say i was the kind of boy only a mother could love! 

the jobs that never get started take longest to finish

[SallyintNorth]

You talking to me or eating a brick?  Either way, you're gonna lose your teeth.

Only opened his mouth to change feet.

You lose two things as you age.   One's your memory and I forget the other one.

I can diet but you're short.

Gotta think lucky to be lucky.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

[suziequeue]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

Oooh yes - I love these two 

[jaykay]

I like those two as well 

[Small Farmer]

Gary Player was fond of the second - he may have coined it along with:


As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.
Gary Player

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
Gary Player

I've traveled more than any human being who's ever lived.
Gary Player

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
Gary Player

The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Gary Player

We create success or failure on the course primarily by our thoughts.
Gary Player

You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
Gary Player

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