Sheez goraface lick apundamince .
He's / she's that clever & full of s**t , he/she has to have two arseholes.
He's that clever he can s**t in half the time of a normal person.
Well it's that draughty s/he's either left the door or his /her gob open.
When god issued brains they joined the queue for trains and missed it .
Smile at everbody , the'll go crazy wondering why.
A sign on a doctors desk ...." .Treat everyone better than you'd like to be teated " .