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Bionic

  • Joined Dec 2010
  • Talley, Carmarthenshire
Favourite sayings
« on: April 27, 2012, 10:51:52 am »
The things that people say often amuses me so I wondered what favourite sayings you have.

Here is one to start us off.

Families are like fudge, mostly sweet but a few nuts.

Robert comes out with some crackers so he should be able to keep us going most of the day  ;D

Sally

Life is like a bowl of cherries, mostly yummy but some dodgy bits

robert waddell

  • Guest
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2012, 11:17:27 am »
the mood has to be there to remember
as cold as a witches tit
up and down like a whores nickers
if it wisny for bad luck ye wid ha na luck
what he does not know is not worth knowing and what he does know you could write on the back of a postage stamp
as crabit as a bag o snakes
eyes in yer heid like a s**t house rat
built like a brick s**t house
chattering away like a set o big ends :farmer:

robert waddell

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Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2012, 11:36:29 am »
eyes in yer heid like a rotten haddie :farmer:
ye think ma heid buttons up the back :farmer:
he buys his claes fre blacks of greenock
yev got eyes in yer heid like piss holes in the snow :farmer:
« Last Edit: April 27, 2012, 11:44:43 am by robert waddell »

robert waddell

  • Guest
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2012, 11:38:12 am »
there is only two things smell o fish and fish is one o them :farmer:
its a wise eskimo that does not eat yellow snow :farmer:
his heid is at fu o cars and there a crashed up :farmer:
« Last Edit: April 27, 2012, 11:46:58 am by robert waddell »

robert waddell

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Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2012, 11:39:56 am »
its that windy it wid blaw the horns o a moliey coo :farmer:
is that enough to get you laughing in the valleys bionic :D :farmer:
« Last Edit: April 27, 2012, 11:48:19 am by robert waddell »

sabrina

  • Joined Nov 2008
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2012, 11:48:03 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

robert waddell

  • Guest
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2012, 12:00:00 pm »
she wears no7 and smokes no6
carlesberg=leg opener :farmer:
never trust anybody with one eye going for the meessages and the other comming back with the change :farmer:
his/her heid is so far up there arse it is on there shouders :farmer:

deepinthewoods

  • Guest
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2012, 12:22:05 pm »
one i like and have used appropriatly is
'' he/shes forgotten more than u know''

 ;)

deepinthewoods

  • Guest
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2012, 12:25:48 pm »
my old grandpa had loads rip.

its like a wigwam for a mustard mill.
too fat, too snakelike.   (that was said by lord foley of hereford to my great grandad when he dug the wrong sized worms for the lord to fish with)
dig in fill your boots, we're at home, wish u were.
only 2 tools needed, a hammer and a condom, if the hammer dont fix it then f..k it. ;D

tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
  • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2012, 01:52:52 pm »
Hows yer belly where the pig bit yer ?  ...hows yer belly off fer spots ?   are just two of my grandads greetings.
If wasn't here you wouldn't ask me that !....

suziequeue

  • Joined Feb 2010
  • Llanidloes; Powys
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2012, 02:18:52 pm »
Whenever you are pointing the finger - remember there's three pointing back at you
Live and let live
We do the best we can with the information we have

When we know better we do better

Big Light

  • Joined Aug 2011
    • Facebook
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2012, 05:23:01 pm »
Shy bairns get no sweeties

Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
  • Telford
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2012, 05:28:03 pm »
A friend of mine used to say to anyone upsetting him, "If you don't shut up, you'll get such a kick you'll end up with three Adam's apples and a funny neck tie."

jaykay

  • Joined Aug 2012
  • Cumbria/N Yorks border
Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2012, 06:17:57 pm »
You can complain that roses have thorns - or you can rejoice that thorns have roses

deepinthewoods

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Re: Favourite sayings
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2012, 06:19:39 pm »
''its better to have loved and lost, than live with a psycho the rest of your life''

i like that one.

 

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