[lill]

is it cold in here, can i hing ma jackit on your nipples

[Bionic]

 

[littlelugs]

they ran like a rat up a drainpipe.
more fat on a butchers pencil
if you had brains youd be dangerous
sweating like a glass blowers a%^$E
my belly thinks my throat been cut
bleeding like a pig with its throat cut
vicars are hatchers matchers and dispatchers
 

[Sylvia]

Who goes a-borrowing goes a-sorrowing.

[robert waddell]

ye go out wi a van start pushing a pram

[robert waddell]

goin at it like a fiddlers elbow

[lill]

if the van's a rocking don't come knocking

[Small Farmer]

Use your brain, not mine

Why am I not surprised?

It takes a Turk to do that  -   http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/10/we-all-feel-like-that-now-and-then.html

[arl]

im so hungry me arse is eatin me underpants

[arl]

with my luck if it was rainin soup id only ave a fork

[arl]

get thee brain into gear before thee oppens thee mouth

[lill]

why have a dog and bark yourself 

[Fowgill Farm]

Theres nowt so queer as folk is my favourite and by gor its right!!!!
mandy 

[The Woodsiders]

This getting old lark, sure aint for the fainthearted

[robert waddell]

i know the feeling well