.....a lovely gorse assisted set of pantaloons
That's funny. Our Shetland tup is sporting GOOSE assisted pantaloons at the moment. He spends hours each day up against the fence so the geese can attack him through it. "Go on, peck me again. That's great! Lower, higher, ooooh yeah!"

BTW, we roo'd our Manx Loaghtans last year very successfully. Once we'd caught them, the rest was really easy, and dare I say it, very therapeutic!
