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Tullywood Farm

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The worlds shortest fairy tale...
« on: July 22, 2009, 06:51:56 pm »
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'   :love: :love:
The girl said, 'NO!'   ;D
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted  :o :o whenever he wanted.  :D ;) ;D

The End

Sorry - I only pass them on...  Julie

Hilarysmum

  • Joined Oct 2007
Re: The worlds shortest fairy tale...
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2009, 07:43:11 am »
and the girl went on to be very happy, doing her own thing. :D

sausagesandcash

  • Joined Jan 2009
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Re: The worlds shortest fairy tale...
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2009, 01:12:33 pm »
As I tell my boys...for the first 18 yrs of your life a woman tells you what to do...then you go out on your own in the world, and have lots of fun and many wonderful experiences. Then you'll fall in love and probably get married, and a woman will tell you what to do for the rest of your life. Just enjoy the bit in the middle!!  ;D ;D

p.s Don't tell the wife  :o PLEASE!

 

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