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  • Cairo, GA U.S.A.
  • South Georgia, U.S.A.
Fishing trip
« on: September 20, 2009, 09:05:47 pm »
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately,
he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time, because his wife wouldn't let him. After a
lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.

The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave.
He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer. His buddies asked,
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"

Dave replied, "Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my
sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing. Then the 'ol lady snuck up behind me,
covered my eyes and said, "Surprise".

When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and
said, "Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want"...


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Re: Fishing trip
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2009, 09:21:55 pm »
Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age


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Re: Fishing trip
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2009, 09:39:21 pm »
Mens logic !!!


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Re: Fishing trip
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 03:11:14 pm »


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