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JulieS

  • Joined Mar 2009
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    • Ford Mill Farm
Dog Shows
« on: June 23, 2010, 04:55:12 am »
Taken from another forum I'm on....I thought some of us might find this amusing  :) :) :)





Four friends spend weeks planning their big dog show weekend get together.

Two days before the group is supposed to leave, Betty's husband puts his foot
down & tells her she isn't going - that he wants her to spend some
"Quality Time" with him instead.

Betty's friends are very upset that she can't go - but with an RV spot
and grooming spaces reserved and entry fees paid for, there's nothing to
do but push on without her.

Two days later, the three friends get to the dog show - only to find
Betty has already checked in, she's already cruised around in the vendors
& busy grooming her dog.

"Wow," they exclaimed, "how long have you been here - and how did you
talk your husband into letting you go?" "I drove all night and got in
early this morning," Betty said. "Yesterday I was sitting in my chair
when my husband came up behind me & put his hands over my eyes & said,
"honey, tonight's your lucky night." I pulled his hands off & there he
was wearing nothing but skin.

He took my hand & took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen
candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, he had laid out
handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie & cuff him to the bed, and I
did. And then he said, "do whatever you want." And here I am!!

Never EVER get between a woman and her dog show...!
 ;D






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Jackie

  • Joined Nov 2009
Re: Dog Shows
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2010, 07:06:19 am »
So very, very true!

I havent had to go quite that far but Im sure I would if needed.  ;D :D

Wizard

  • Joined Nov 2009
  • North East Lincolnshire
Re: Dog Shows
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2010, 10:07:07 am »
There will be lots at the Lincolnshire Show to day and tomorrow Dogs Julie ;D :farmer: :wave:
Don't do today what can be put off until tomorrow because today will be yesterday tomorrow

doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
  • Clackmannanshire
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Re: Dog Shows
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2010, 11:22:57 am »
So very, very true!

I havent had to go quite that far but Im sure I would if needed.  ;D :D
John and Sandy (both late husbands)were always very helpful so I never had to go that far, but I would if I had to!
Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

Sylvia

  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: Dog Shows
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2010, 02:13:14 pm »
Me too!!

Jackie

  • Joined Nov 2009
Re: Dog Shows
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2010, 02:24:45 pm »
 ;) ;D

Hilarysmum

  • Joined Oct 2007
Re: Dog Shows
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2010, 03:46:45 pm »
Love it ...

sabrina

  • Joined Nov 2008
Re: Dog Shows
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2010, 02:53:30 pm »
Like it  ;D

 

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