[Unicorn]

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.   

[sandy]

Sounds like husbands rules, 

[Unicorn]

It does - and kids rules, and cat rules, and ......................................

thats life

[sandy]

If I nip out for treats I will ask my OH what he wants and get it, I will usualy have something different and he usualy eats mine!!!

[doganjo]

I have to get my own treats!

[Unicorn]

At least you get to eat your own treats

[sandy]

And you give other people treats, now thats nice!!! Whops, wheres me smilies gone??

[Troubled Waters]

Soooooo true. Our one dog is such a bitch in the manger.  She gathers all the toys and sits on them so Jake can't get any. If he bumbles near she curls her lip at him, even tho he is blind and can;t see her being ugly! She can also fit 2 tennis balls in her mouth at once!

Does make us laugh tho.
 

[sandy]

That must look funny, 2 balls in her mouth My dog makes dummies out of his blankets, very sweet, neither of my dogs have favorite toys although I have just given my Black Lab a Black Puma Teddy and neither has destroyed it yet!!