[Tullywood Farm]

THIS IS PRICELESS! 
>
> In case you missed it on '60 Minutes', this is what Andy Rooney
> thinks about women over 40: 
>
> 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
>
> As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a
> few reasons why:
>
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's  usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free?', here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!   [/b]
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

[JulieS]

 

[Bodger]

You aint met many women over 40

With most women over 40, the optimism of youth has long since vanished.

[doganjo]

Hmm, and what about us over 60's then?

Loads of experience
Loads of cuddlability
Loads of humour
Loads of tolerance

An yone like to add to that?

[sandy]

Poor eyesight so
(a)they carn't get stressed by all the muck and dust in thier house
(b)they will b uy lot's of shopping mistakes and give them away, eg, wrong size, wrong product!
Poor hearing so they cannot hear rude remarkes or insults so they tend to be more meaneable and agree to everything!
Eat anything, so cheap to feed.
Buy all the stuff from charity shops
 I shall have a think

[Unicorn]

I hear 60 is the new 40

[sandy]

Great so that make me the new 30

[Unicorn]

Me too - almost anyway

[doganjo]

Does that make me the new 45?