[Daveravey]

he disappears to the pub & nicks a few pint tumblers which he would join together using old pipe cleaners, snotters & old chewing gum recycled from the urinals...

[gavo]

but that doesn't work; so off he goes in search of a solution

[pedigree porker]

He searches and searches and searches some more, over hill and dale, river and stream and eventually the solution emerges from the mist . . . .

[doganjo]

an octopus!  It has eyes aplenty

[Daveravey]

& teeth like Shergar ...

[Wizard]

And where is the man cub hiding?

[doganjo]

Wait for it.......................wait for it..............................wait for it ................ GGRRRRR - here he is!

[Wizard]

sshh sshh! don't tell Kaa know

[Wizard]

Mowgli is hiding in the tree Bagheera is coming and Baloo is singing Kaa is slithering

[Jackie]

Harry pops in and talks in parceltongue to Kaa to find out if

[Wizard]

Hermione has passed by

[gavo]

But she hasn't so the very strange man heads off home for his dinner of

[Wizard]

of fish and chips?

[gavo]

Then he decides fish and chips is not what he wanted; so off he goes to the woods to catch a rabbit and a deer; cos he likes a bit of variety; only he can't catch anything except a cold so he stomps off miserable and wet

[Dangermouse]

so he jumps on his mountain and as he passes a parked car........