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pedigree porker

  • Joined Feb 2010
add to the story . . .
« on: March 30, 2010, 07:02:49 pm »
Not too far away, in a small typical town, there lives a man, an ordinary man, with an ordinary life, with an ordinary wife. Each day he goes to work, he toils and tries, strives and stresses, he moans and groans, he laughs and cries, he cares and shares, loves and cherishes, wins and loses, tosses and turns, is happy and contented . . . but, there is always a but . .. . .

CameronS

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • North East Fife
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 07:31:40 pm »
as darkness falls, he forgoes a horriable transformation. Hairs sprout from the backs of his hands, and his skin turns a horriable green.

MiriMaran

  • Joined Feb 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 08:09:51 pm »
Moss begins to form on his back as the light drizzle washes down his knarled wood like hands.  He stands, stretches, joints cracking ....

Wizard

  • Joined Nov 2009
  • North East Lincolnshire
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 09:31:03 pm »
well he should have gone to specsaver
Don't do today what can be put off until tomorrow because today will be yesterday tomorrow

doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
  • Clackmannanshire
  • Qui? Moi?
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Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 09:32:35 pm »
as his eyes are starting to dim................................
Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

pedigree porker

  • Joined Feb 2010
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 09:50:16 pm »
the eyes dim and glaze over, they begin to roll, suddenly . . . .

gavo

  • Joined Aug 2008
  • Belcoo, Enniskillen, N.Ireland
  • Crazy Pig Lover
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 10:04:49 pm »
The specsaver advert comes on the telly he screams in despair

smiffy

  • Joined Jun 2008
    • http://www.northmoor-rarebreeds.com/
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 11:37:27 pm »
his voice rumbles like thunder, lightning flashes from his fingers ...........

Jackie

  • Joined Nov 2009
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2010, 12:20:26 am »
and so slowly he starts to

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 08:21:35 am »
realise that David cameron has entered the room!

Wizard

  • Joined Nov 2009
  • North East Lincolnshire
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 09:12:26 am »
Exit through trapdoor in stage!
Don't do today what can be put off until tomorrow because today will be yesterday tomorrow

Daisy

  • Joined Mar 2010
  • Near Earlston Scottish Borders
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 10:38:30 am »
and pops up in Specsavers to find

Jackie

  • Joined Nov 2009
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2010, 11:41:04 am »
that Elton John had bought ALL the glasses.

With a huge sigh he

gavo

  • Joined Aug 2008
  • Belcoo, Enniskillen, N.Ireland
  • Crazy Pig Lover
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2010, 12:09:11 pm »
He realises he'll have to get contact lenses but

Daisy

  • Joined Mar 2010
  • Near Earlston Scottish Borders
Re: add to the story . . .
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2010, 03:10:18 pm »
with six pairs of eyes it's going to be expensive so

 

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