[Unicorn]

Laugh at it - its only life

Even all those skinny models and stars are gonna get old, and fat, and wrinkly.

At least we are FREE of all the insecurities of being young

When you can laugh at yourself - you've made it - life is too short to be serious

[sandy]

OH I AM happy!!!, not keen on watching Madonna!!! looks too good!!! I was a bit fitter a while back and aim to try again as I did loose weight but more importantly felt better, more supple and lively....your right,  I am more confident since I got over the fact that I am now too late to get together with Johnny Depp, never mind, found someone better (and younger)

[Rosemary]

Sandy, you are SO funny. You should be on stage.

[sandy]

Most mornings I wake up and have a laugh at myself, I have worked in Schools a lot and often had to disapear as I was bursting trying not to laugh at some of the antics, I seem to see the funny side of everything!!

[Unicorn]

Good Evening - is it time for a drink and a joke yet folks?

I'm gonna have a glass of red - wheres Dixie, Sandy, Annie, and Farmer?

Disco Dancing in their kitchens I bet 

[sandy]

Hellooooooooooooooooo! not too far off dancing, just come back from Youth Club, had great fun, they want me to open a pie shop, are they trying to tell me something?  Been such a busy busy day, got the load of an old Landrover (not the type I love but still!) had some great guests, got a bargin range cooker delivered, missed my tea so stuffing myself with a 12 pack of tunnocks Tea cakes uuummmmmmmmmmmmmm, not sure what everyone else is doing, Anne is probably exhausted as she is mating her bitch!!

[sheila]

I would love to open a pie shop!

[cameldairy]

[quote  Anne is probably exhausted as she is mating her bitch!!
[/quote]       That IS exhausting work!

[sandy]

Just reading my E Mails from freecycle, amazing what you can get...

Accidentally defrosted one too many medium rats for my bullsnake. Don't want it to go to waste as seems a shame. Could be given as reptile food or for ferret etc. Must be collected TONIGHT (Wednesday) as i can't refreeze hence why giving it away

Anyone want a defrosted rat? I'm happy with my teacacks thanks!!!

[sandy]

Anne and me want a tea room, I am on the main street so could sell stuff through the kitchen window......I may eat a few pies though!!

[Unicorn]

OOOOHH PIES

I love pies, steak and kidney, cornish pastie, shepherds pie, pork pies, steak and potatoe,
minced beef

anyhows howwhy are you at youth club - what happened - and why were you talking
about pies.....  more information needed  .........

[sandy]

I usualy work Mondays in a Seniour Youth Club 13+ but the Juniour Club were short staffed so I was asked to step in, the youngsters were talking about shops that used to be around and they all said that the Bakers was great, they all used to buy pies, cakes etc after School, it shut just after we moved here and is opposite our house, I said to them I like making pies and they said I looked like I would make a good pie maker (I AM)

[sandy]

Is it me or dose that smily look a little bit rude?

[doganjo]

Yes, it does and yes Annie is exhausted after having Belle mated - TWICE!  And deafened - I'm surprised you didn't all hear the din she made about it all!  She was SO angry that she had been violated!  I did try to reassure her that we wouldn't be doing it ever again but that didn't seem to assuage her anger one tiny bit!  Debs and I should have worn earplugs.  decided to take Debs and Vinnie back to Edinburgh by train instead of driving - that was an ABSOLUTE nightmare!
Goodnight everyone!

[Unicorn]

That smiley makes me laugh - and reminds me of a true story.

Once was going to see the local priest in the village, and through the window he was sat in a
chair and looked as if he was moving the same as that smiley.

We looked at each other, and I said to my husband - you go in first and I'll wait here.

He's a bit deaf see, so he walked in knocking on the door and shouting Father, Father...

Anyhow theres the priest...... wait for it


Shaking up his battery free torch  

Hubby said that he might be better holding it up whilst he does that, or at least
shutting the curtains - father got the joke and we thought he was going to have a
heart attack he was laughing at himself that much