[Fluffywelshsheep]

lol, she is a sister midwife lol.

[sandy]

babby will soon be here Linz, seems like yesterday I was waiting, one 2 weeks late, the next 2 weeks early and the last, a planned ceaser a week early......it will all be over soon, then the rest of your life struggling ot do the write thing

[sandy]

Just come back from a late walk, we were going to visit Bumble, my VW, but we got held up with bookings, carn't be bad!!!!!! then the machanic rang to say he was off out, so we couln't go. Been chatting to another lovely guest, a young Aussie journalist, working with a TV production team in London!!!!! not sure what she is doing but she has booked to come back over Christmas!!!!!!!! Looking forward to the CCCCCCSSSSSSSHHHH?? smallholers AGM, I love making the house Christmassy, my fave time of year!!!! ANyway, picked some Brambles again and loads of weeds for the ducks and chickens
....Charlie has been having fun in the clean pond today, I wish I could have filmed him...poor lilly nearly sank

[Fluffywelshsheep]

Just been watching x factor so funny !!
I don't normally like them progs but it gave me a laugh

Linz

[sandy]

Missed it!! been out clearing up after cutting down the Laburnum tree...Ben will eat the pods if he gets half a chance so now they are all gone!!!! Time for Happy Hour

[sandy]

X factor was funny and it made me cry  , loved the man with the Afro singing Sex on Fire, still singing it!!     

[Unicorn]

Made me cry too - granma's have that effect on folk - she was good

Did you cry laughing at the pants man - jeeesss it was really funny - Cheryls face was ace and Simon kept his
face straight then yer man Louis says " I don't think you've got the full package"




Time for a beer 

[sandy]

In some way felt sorry for the pants man and his daughters!!!! I wounder how people stay in the child's phase of thinking you are good when you are not!! I remember when I was 6, telling my teacher I could play the piano, she made me play in front of everyone at assembly, cause I could not play at all, just banged it but at home it sounded like a concert pianist!!! grown out of that phase now sadly

[Unicorn]

I am looking forward to the day when my Daughter realises that she can't sing.

I can not tell her - I love to hear her because I know she is really happy - and I did it too

but sometimes 

[sandy]

Know what you mean, my daughter CAN sing, she was asked to sing with Fish from Mirrilion and refused!!!!!!!!!! She has low self esteem......I love music and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuo be in a band on Keyboards, semms to be ages ago, I suddenly went from child to teenager then middle aged women WHAT HAPPENED???

[Unicorn]

Know what you mean 

Its those body snatchers, they come in and pinch your bum and replace it with a bigger
wobbly one
Then they come a few weeks later and give you matching legs to the bum, and take yours away,

Then they start taking your nice skin, and boobs and replacing them with these older ones

They must be selling them on ebay

[sandy]

One gifts is BAD EYES, it saves you seeing your grey/white hair, hairy chin and wrinkles........

[sandy]

I look in shops now and remember all my friends who could not fit into fashinable clothes, I could go into any shop and buy stuff and it would look nice so now, why are all the clothes that fit me 1 Old fashioned 2 Dull either Grey, Navy or Black and 3 poorly cut ie, trousers that are the same width all the way up so I look like a tube!!!

[Unicorn]

 

Must stop wearing my Glasses




I think the tube problem is that the waist has gone    I have the same tube prob too

[sandy]

Womens trousers have the waist that is about an inch above my ( :censored:pubic hairline) and I spend ALL day hoisting them up, so I buy mens jogging bottoms for around the house, then I can pull the waist up to my boobs (waist level) And, my feet cannot get into nice shoes, I wear the sort I last saw in the "poorly/comfy" cataloge my nan had!!!