[Wizard]

Hey up WP it's halfway 3 past 3 to go.Do you get a bolsteruper mid way?

[WinslowPorker]

God i could do with Friday already

[Wizard]

Hey up WP Its here .Have you plans.Hows Princess is she making demands for tomorrow?Jess Its time for a visit to the park and BBQ Sausages Tell Dad to make you a Beefburger with some pork instead of beef.If he says don't know how to make them You tell him.Mince a good pork chop about 1/2 a pound.2 rashers of bacon and cut into 1/4" squares.About 3 Tbsp;of finely chopped red onion.Shred don't grate some strong cheese about 3 Tbsp full of Parmesan it is best if he has some in the fridge.a 1/4 teaspoon;of salt and some black pepper to your taste.Put all these in a bowl and squidge them through your fingers until they are all well mixed.Clean your hands.Get the board and sprinkle some flour on (To stop the burger sticking to the board)divide the mixture into 3  and make 3 nice 1/2" thick round patties then get Daddy to BBQ them for you alternatively fry them in the frying pan Tell him you need to stop at the bread shop on the way back from the park for some nice fresh burger buns and some apple sauce to spread on them mustard is to strong :wave:XXX

[Wizard]

When you have got Princess organized it is time for a swift 1/2 or 3 While you find the makings.I like them stood overnight but make sure you cook them well if you do.I'm sure she will love them.Tell her we have got to get another pig shop bought ones don't taste like this

[WinslowPorker]

Hey wiz they sound mega, may well make up some burgers for the footie tonight? oh hang on wouldn't turkeys be a more fitting choice 

[Wizard]

Why WP do you expect me to soar with Eagles when all I have to work with is bludi Turkeys Here you are then
1 lb of minced turkey(legs are good)- 1/2 a Red onion chopped small as you can - 2 tablespoons Bread crumbs - 1 small beaten egg -
 1 jalapeno Pepper(optional)  1/2 a Tsp mixed herbs - 1/2 Tsp Dijon Mustard Salt and pepper to  Jess's taste Again same method as pork Make into nice 1/2" thick patties(NO thicker or the outer will be charcoal inside will still be raw.If I do some I fry them in oil first then burn the edges on the BBQ.They are a nice change If they are to dry for you soak and wring out the bread crumbs first.next time 

[WinslowPorker]

And a red cross of tomato sauce and call them England World Cup burgers 

[Wizard]

Do you think Jess will eat em?

[WinslowPorker]

am sure she will have a go, apart from the tomato sauce. yep you guessed it wix 'its sgusting daddy, can i have an ice cream!' 

[Sandy]

I will try to have a bit of fun tonight but I am cream crackered!!!!!!!!

[Sandy]

And I want to go to the Drovers Inn tomorrow night as my cousin is playing and it is a great place to go!!!

[Wizard]

we hope you manage to get Sandy.A couple of W.P.'s Swift Ones will put you rate lass Then you'll be good as new

[Wizard]

There is a song to which I cannot quite  remember the exact words WP It was sung by Kris Kristofferson but something like "Yesterday is dead and gone   and tomorrow is out of sight   and its sad to be alone    Help me make it through the night. It is worth a listen if you can find it I don't know the title. Hope you and Mrs WP are ok XXX for Jess George and Kath

[WinslowPorker]

well heres Saturday and what an excellent night except the 11 turkeys running aorund with a ball!! thinks are on the up

[Wizard]

Many years ago the next farm was a dairy farm owned and run by a chap that rather liked the amber nectar ,So on Wednesday it was milking get weshed and shaved down to the market.Then Repair to the Oscroft for an odd one or six.He came home this night about 2.30 am and crept up stairs to bed on getting undressed he jumped in to the bed and missed.His Mrs told my Mother. "he said all right you bogger I'll be in you next time round"