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Title: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 16, 2010, 03:05:42 pm
And i have just earned a couple of well earned Magners in the local pub! 2 hrs till the weekend and let the researching begin  ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Dangermouse on April 16, 2010, 04:10:29 pm
It will be a couple of very large G & T's for me tonight
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 16, 2010, 04:21:36 pm
Need to get home, go and feed the piggies with my little princess, put her to bed, go to fridge get another magners and start to enjoy my weekend
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: doganjo on April 16, 2010, 05:33:49 pm
'princess' being your daughter I presume, not your wife? ;) ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 16, 2010, 07:24:42 pm
sorry should of said 'princesses'................ dont tell the OH   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: MiriMaran on April 16, 2010, 08:27:36 pm
lol ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: sandy on April 16, 2010, 09:30:53 pm
I just love scottish water diluted with Whiskey!! BUT am on the wine at the moment...cheap stuff at that so got a bit of acid..
woooooooooooooooops! .pardon me!!!!!! I love Friday night...curry, drink and fun  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: doganjo on April 16, 2010, 09:39:06 pm
I just love scottish water diluted with Whiskey!! BUT am on the wine at the moment...cheap stuff at that so got a bit of acid..
woooooooooooooooops! .pardon me!!!!!! I love Friday night...curry, drink and fun  ::) ::)
Whisky is better for you, Sandy - and cheaper on the calories too!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: doganjo on April 16, 2010, 09:40:00 pm
sorry should of said 'princesses'................ dont tell the OH   ;D ;D
So do you pout her to bed first too, then go and have the Magners? ;) ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 16, 2010, 09:41:04 pm
know what you mean sandy i am quite partial to tonic & gin if you get what i mean ;)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 16, 2010, 09:42:00 pm
Doganjo - if only life were that easy....
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: doganjo on April 16, 2010, 09:45:29 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: sandy on April 16, 2010, 10:13:35 pm
We get 2x as much wine!!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 23, 2010, 10:17:48 am
So here we are back to Friday again and going to be a lovely hot weekend, with BBQ's and a couple of liquid refreshments  :o
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: sandy on April 23, 2010, 10:25:57 am
Hope the rain stays off, Friday for me is changeover day, all our guests have gone for the weekend and back on Monday so I can lock the doors, turn the volume up on my music and stay in my PJ's all day  ;D ;D ;D Friday I'm in love :love: :love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: jameslindsay on April 23, 2010, 11:36:33 am
So here we are back to Friday again and going to be a lovely hot weekend, with BBQ's and a couple of liquid refreshments  :o

Well my wee part of Fife is raing, miserable and freezing cold. ::)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 23, 2010, 11:40:12 am
what a contrast, my piggies are sunbathing in 17 degrees sunshine, better get the cream ready for their ears  :pig:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: plumseverywhere on April 23, 2010, 12:03:01 pm
its a scorcher here too! lots of carrying buckets of water up the hill for the goats and chooks - oh well, keeps me fit and allows me to indulge in some plummo vino of a night  ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 23, 2010, 12:13:16 pm
Sounds like a good plan to me, may put take a couple of drinks down to the pigs tonight and chill in the sun.  :pig: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Dangermouse on April 23, 2010, 01:47:15 pm
I think another lareg G and T for me tonight.............its ben a bit of a poo day in the office (as usual)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 23, 2010, 01:58:06 pm
I can totally relate to that DM - S-T-R-E-S-S!! been off the fags for 3 months but waivered last night and annoyed with myself  :-\
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: JulieS on April 23, 2010, 02:52:26 pm
Well done for the 3 months, and don't be too cross with yourself for waivering.  Get back to being good though.   :) :)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Dangermouse on April 23, 2010, 03:12:38 pm
Yep well done on the 3 months....I couldnt go 3 hours without braining someone  >:(

I do have an incredibly high stress job unfortunately which is why I want my wee farm  ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 23, 2010, 03:14:17 pm
Same as DM, sorry folks got to go and get some smokes from garage next door
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Dangermouse on April 23, 2010, 03:17:40 pm
Same as DM, sorry folks got to go and get some smokes from garage next door

Dont do it.....you managed 3 months....... :o :o :o
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 23, 2010, 05:12:43 pm
sorry its gone in a puff of smoke - no pun intended - and no i dont feel any better for it, perhaps writing is on the wall
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 23, 2010, 05:13:41 pm
15 mins until the weekend
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: plumseverywhere on April 23, 2010, 05:38:36 pm
its southern comfort O clock at plum towers!! needed it just to understand the pile of paperwork I volunteered to help with for the PTA  :o
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: sandy on April 23, 2010, 11:14:22 pm
The weekend has landed, dogs on a lovely jubly walk, tea at ikea and home to 4 Labs with us in our lounge,,,nothing much beter...Oh and a bottle of Gin ( like whiskey MUCH better but Hey ho!!!)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on April 30, 2010, 05:14:44 pm
Here we go again and a bank holiday to cap it off! Got a big BBQ this weekend for princess seniors 40th................ and yes rain is exptected but hey it is May bank holiday!! oh well back to the magners and maybe a couple of G&T's  :o :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sharondp on April 30, 2010, 05:19:33 pm
It's my birthday on Sunday and we were planning a big BBQ party - looks like it will be indoors now  >:( - Bloomin' bank hioliday weather!
On the bright side the chooks will enjoy the worms that pop up after a shower!

Anyway - have a drink for me on Sunday everyone! ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: JulieS on April 30, 2010, 05:29:25 pm
Happy Birthday to Mrs WP and Sharondp.  Have a great weekend everyone  :) :)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sharondp on April 30, 2010, 05:50:08 pm
Yes - Happy Birthday Mrs WP - which day is it on? I've not quite reached the big 4-0 but I won't be too far behind Mrs WP!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Daisys Mum on April 30, 2010, 07:50:43 pm


Happy birthday Mrs WP and sharondp  :bouquet: :bouquet: 40 is a dim and distant memory for me
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 01, 2010, 10:35:08 am
thanks everyone i am sure we will be raising plenty of glasses today and one to the fellow smallholders!
Weather update - its absolutely gorgeous this morning, fingers crossed!! Party on :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Daisys Mum on May 01, 2010, 11:03:24 am


Lucky you it's cold and wet here :gloomy:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 07, 2010, 09:29:43 am
And so here we are again!! Funday Friday - well unless you are a politician.

Doesnt look much like BBQ weather this weekend for us, more like a good warming roast dinner!! yum yum
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: clumbaboy on May 07, 2010, 12:26:51 pm
Funday Friday, well may hve to get in the spirit of it, At present working in Buckie for the weekend and will not be home till tuesday, so may have to partake of a few nippy swiftys tonight. :D ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 07, 2010, 12:42:07 pm
WP its grand here in Gy as well but there is a stiff cool breeze out in the open :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 07, 2010, 02:30:55 pm
Its quite nice here at the moment, not Magners in the garden type but not bad. Think tomorrow is rubbish and Sunday hopefully a bit brighter!

Oh on the smoking update, been off teh fags again since Sunday! gonna do it this time!  :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 07, 2010, 03:42:42 pm
WP for encouragement look up" My Last Cigarette" with Sheila Hancock I will even yet ;D ;D ??? :D ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 07, 2010, 03:54:57 pm
Think i have it cracked this time, although MrsWP is a smoker but strangely not bothered at the moment
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: JulieS on May 07, 2010, 04:54:29 pm
Well done WP  :) :) :)

Have a great weekend everyone. 
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Daveravey on May 07, 2010, 05:09:01 pm
Hopefully it'll be better than today

I've had a perminant black cloud above me all day for some reason ... perhaps it's something to do with the haircut i had last night.

Just need some decent sun to get rid of all the white bits   ???
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 07, 2010, 05:22:15 pm
10 mins to go and then time for a swifty!!  :o :pig:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sharondp on May 07, 2010, 06:53:23 pm
I've got a glass of red already! Happy it's friday - going to spend the day with my veggies tomorrow, then off to River Cottage for a chicken keeping course on Sunday!

"please bring a cool bag with you to take your dispatched, dressed bird home :o

Can't wait - although my chooks are for eggs rather than lunch! Wonder if Hugh will be there?

Oh and it's hatching day for my 11 Buff Orpington Eggs on Monday - woe betide them if they come early whilst I'm down south!! ;)

AND Philip, the SingingShearer will be visiting my little flock on Sunday - hubby will be rounding up the girls  ::)

All happening this weekend - might just have one more glass......
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 10, 2010, 12:15:54 pm
Funday Friday - been and gone
Silly Saturday - Had one to many liquid refreshments
Sobering Sunday.................. name says it all

But hey its Friday in another 4 days!!!  :o :pig: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 10, 2010, 09:07:47 pm
 ??? Missed the Friday night drinking session!! never mind, I managed to down some without you all!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 12, 2010, 11:40:55 am
Hey up Sandy it's only the day after tomorrow agen ;D ;D ;D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 12, 2010, 01:26:45 pm
looking forward to it already
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 12, 2010, 04:43:06 pm
Hey up W.P. IT's winding down day tomorrow ;D ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 12, 2010, 07:27:14 pm
Need it!!!!! I should make myself an addvent calender each week and tick off the day's, working from home you get mixed up and don't always know what day it is, we also have two guests that leave on Thursdays so I always think it's Friday on Thursday  ::) so how many hours is that??
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 13, 2010, 07:19:57 am
Sandy, don't know but its tomorrow ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 13, 2010, 09:39:19 am
Come on Friday Hurry Up !!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 13, 2010, 05:09:24 pm
Only 6 hours and50 minutes to go W.P.
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sharondp on May 13, 2010, 05:40:30 pm
I shall definitely need a glass or several tomorrow - I'm taking the 9 chicks to Toby's school for 'Show & Tell'!
Wish me luck! ::)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 13, 2010, 06:30:58 pm
Arhhhhhhhh, show and tell how sweet !!!! How many hours until Friday now???
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 13, 2010, 07:55:43 pm
4 and 4 minutes :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 14, 2010, 09:18:07 am
Yes its here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got a good evening planned with friends, drinking and eating cheese
Chilling for the rest of the weekend and getting trailer ready for pigs final journey

YEY ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 14, 2010, 10:43:33 am
Friday!!! :love:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0  Love that cure song.  Friday!!!! Friday!! wash day!! cooking day! cleaning day! makeing up beds day! new guests day!!                 DRINKING AND EATING DAY!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 14, 2010, 11:30:11 am
May even hve to sneak a swift one in at lunchtime..................
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 14, 2010, 01:31:50 pm
My compooter clock tells me its 13:30 What time do they open? ;D ;D ;D :wave: :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 14, 2010, 02:54:37 pm
didnt make lunchtime drink oh well there is always this evening
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 14, 2010, 05:37:01 pm
Aw! Shame WP and you had been so looking forward to it ??? :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 14, 2010, 09:44:27 pm
What a busy day, after a wonderful curry and getting into a size 12 derss!!!!!!! I have now hit the gin with my OH and so nighty night for now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 15, 2010, 06:54:18 am
Hey up WP its bin and gone I can hear you and Sandy sayin "Can you knap yer eyes quietly please.The row they are mekin is mekin me ill you know! :( :o ??? ;D ;D ;D :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 16, 2010, 12:17:31 pm
That size 12 was a very tight sqqqqqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, nearly had to cut it off ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 16, 2010, 01:55:24 pm
Its winding up day WP ready fer tomorrer. ???Better get a couple in ready on the hatstand in the hall so you can do a Kieth on the way past You won't have time to uncork and pour on the way out ??? :( :D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 16, 2010, 06:36:50 pm
well Friday soon tunred in Saturday and then we started again!!! recovering today, although WP junior & I have been down spoiling the pigs with some tasty bread & Bananas with milk! :pig:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 16, 2010, 07:43:12 pm
We too have been spoiling our Ducks and Chickens with left over rice and peas, lemon pudding that was very sickly, some bread and loads of weeds I collected for them, then I dug all around thier garden and they had worms!!!!! SOft or what??? Love the idea of treating your pigs, thats what life should be, simple pleasures!! I know as I am simple too!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 17, 2010, 09:27:13 am
Only 8061/2 hours to go W.P. and it's Friday or are you not allowed at a second past midnight Thursday ;D ;D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 17, 2010, 12:11:21 pm
already dreaming of Friday............. mmmmmmmmmmmmm Magners!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 17, 2010, 12:15:10 pm
W.P. Not MMMMMMMMMMM Mattesson Now they are unadulterated crap in my opinion ??? >:( :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 17, 2010, 03:45:59 pm
No way, makes my skin crawl to think of what goes into them!!

Well made up for missing Fridays swift lunchtime pint by have a couple today, you know 'just checking they are ok for Friday'  ;) :o
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 18, 2010, 10:26:41 am
W.P. Its in recipes now it took me 1 hour and one minute to do with no stopping at all Hope this explains W.P. and such like every time I want a ? someone has crept in and moved it from where it was last time I used it without its 2 together like diFFerent  ;D :wave: :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 18, 2010, 11:11:02 am
Thanks Wiz, will have a look
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 20, 2010, 08:25:24 am
Nearly Fun Friday!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 20, 2010, 09:15:03 am
oh yes. the final countdown
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 20, 2010, 12:12:56 pm
Under 12 hrs are they having faggots and mushy peas or Haslet wi the wine? ??? ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 20, 2010, 11:06:08 pm
Wizard you are making me hungry...LOVE faggots and mushy peas but daren not eat them as I still need to loose weight!!! It's horrrid, I love most food, never mind will have to drown my desires
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 21, 2010, 06:53:53 am
ITSSSSSSSSSSSSS FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!  :o and going to be a lovely sunny weekend + a friends extremely boozy 40th party tomorrow, hope i wake up for Monday coz pigs are going at 5a.m.
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 21, 2010, 12:46:57 pm
Friday!!!!!! Food!!!!! Fun!!!!! and SUN!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 21, 2010, 01:33:21 pm
Is that a clinking of glass I hear?
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 21, 2010, 02:02:26 pm
Will be tonight Wiz & Sandy!! didnt get he lunchtime one in, so may have to have a swift before the pigs tonight!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sharondp on May 21, 2010, 06:40:51 pm
Yippee it's friday!
Cheers everyone!  ;D :P
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 24, 2010, 09:38:06 am
Friday again soon and a nice long weekend to top it off!! plus we will be able to eat some of our pork this weekend!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sharondp on May 24, 2010, 10:27:19 am
I bet you're really looking forward to that!

We had a nice weekend - bbq yesterday with family, drank lots of Pimms, found my 3 year old polishing off the fruit in the bottom of the empty jug - he slept well last night!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 24, 2010, 12:10:17 pm
Absolutley!! couple of sausages and a belly slice washed down with a couple of ciders!

This weekend was carnage, especially Saturday ending up finishing all the normal jobs by about 2.30 and had a beer, when some friends turned up and had a few more beers, (fast forward to 7 oclock and a good few beers in me) we were showered and at our friends 40th birthday party for a couple of glasses of champers and yes a few more beers, with some chilli and curry inside of us we made our excuses and headed back to find out it was naother friends 40th in the local bar, though it was rude not to go in so popped in for another couple of sociable bevvies and left at about 1.30 am a little worse for wear............................. got home and felt a bit hungry and our friends did to so we fired up the BBQ at 2 in the morning for some hot dogs and burgers and another beer or two.

I was not feeling to great yesterday  :o
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 24, 2010, 12:52:14 pm
WP was that that funny sloshing sound that kept waking me up ;D :wave: :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 24, 2010, 02:17:45 pm
Could well of been Wiz i felt like a Budweiser and burger washing machine jsut before flaking out
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 24, 2010, 04:59:52 pm
Now that is something I would like to see W.P. A washing machine that runs on Lager.James my G/Gson hes 7 says Donalds sh1t Grandad says so.We never go in there I am sure they go in Pizza Hut.People tell me one should not criticize if one hasn't tried one but Oh dearie me at the price I cannot see them being Wisby quality No where near my home made from Lincoln Red or Aberdeen Angus.Do you drink the wash water? ??? :D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 24, 2010, 05:13:57 pm
Oh Wiz you are missing out nothing like a minced eyes & testicle burgers served by a clown
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 24, 2010, 08:21:50 pm
W.P.now this rings of my pal Paul who breezed into the poshest hotel in Nairobi who claimed they could supply any dish you desire Paul said Ill have elephant balls on toast with a Litre of Sangria to wash em down wi  Please.A little while later the waiter returned and said the elephant balls on toast was off.Wots up Gastong got no balls Oh yes sir we have but weve run out of bread to make the toast >:( :( :wave: :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 25, 2010, 02:15:37 pm
Now I have never seen one real but I HATE FISH So minced eyes must look like Octopus sac HFW was into it on one of his programs If I couldn't find any thing better to eat I would have a fast on that day.Kath loves fish so when I feel she deserves one I make her an Admirals Pie with smoked salmon,cod and haddock plain cod,haddock and salmon with uncooked king prawns Until I poach them in milk.Make roux then dilute it with the poach milk add a sprinkle of herbs  S&P top with Riced potato's and cheese a sprinkle of paprika and melt the cheese under the grill she says its beautiful George I think Tibetan Cow I'm sure.So its food for Manic Fridays ready for the weekend
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 27, 2010, 09:10:17 am
guess what tomorrow is................ and half a pig to enjoy for the bank holiday weekend!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Daveravey on May 27, 2010, 11:24:56 am
& it won't come quick enough  .... 

Just been told there's 6 of us being made redundant tomorrow .... nice of my boss telling me that on my day off  >:(

Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 27, 2010, 12:48:16 pm
Nightmare!! fingers crossed for you chap! Mind you i have a review scheduled for Tuesday with 3 board directors........................... not had an order yet in 2010 so dont feel too confident i must say.

oh well will be having a beer or 2 either way tomorrow.
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 27, 2010, 01:31:49 pm
Sorry for you Dave hope you find a new job quickly George and Kath
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Daveravey on May 27, 2010, 02:11:38 pm
Thanks George

I kinda seen it coming tbh, we've not really turned a wheel in anger for over a week.


Nevermind, every cloud has a silver lining ..... hopefully   :-\

Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 27, 2010, 02:32:16 pm
The mottos i live by Dave are:

'Something always comes up'
'Whats meant for you wont go by you'

Served me pretty well so far in life, and on a positive note if i am for the chop i will have plenty of time to swap silly jokes on the AS forum!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 27, 2010, 04:43:27 pm
I6:40 W.P You haven't the time to mess about wi San Miguel Whats that I hear Al' bluddi mek time its still a good seven hours away yit  :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 28, 2010, 09:10:28 am
It's here W.P Where are you?Not this soon surely :D :D :D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 28, 2010, 09:11:35 am
Here we go again!!!!!!!!!!!! and i have 4 pork chops ready for my tea!! not all of them i hasten to add princess will have a little bit
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 28, 2010, 09:50:44 am
Dont be mean give her a big bit and you can eat what she can not manage :D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on May 28, 2010, 01:21:44 pm
She is more excited than me, so will probably take mine anyway!!!

any plans for the BH weekend wiz?
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 28, 2010, 05:34:06 pm
Yes WP keep inside my plot the are enough loons on ordinary weekends.This week end There will be Tin Snails creeping about.Them thear motosyckles that git there afore you let the clutch out.Mind you it was International weekend at Cadwell last week I think so it wont be to bad for them things.Naw I'll goo in the week.Wiz in Wragby will be closed so it's not worth going to Rand.Alot of folk do go to Rand Park Farm to pet the animals though.So you see I will stay in Scartho.Got a nice Gressingham Duck for Sunday lunch.Shall do it Chinese style with a crispy skin Do I go to Thorganby and get some sparra grass? or on the way to Jackies at Aylesby.I'm going to empty a box of Lady Crystl or maybe two The spare will make potato salad for tea.Have you made Princess some scratchings yet :D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 29, 2010, 12:20:49 am
 ??? Yummy!!!!! Not such a fun Friday my OH is a misserable git today!!!! We went off early to TK max and I was very disapointed, I saw loads of house hold stuff that I wanted but I gave it a miss, I did buy a cardi/shrug thingy and it was £19.99 but the proper price was suppose to be £139.000!!!! I would NEVER pay that for it, £19.99 was too much but it matched with my strappy dress, well two, rom a lovley charity shop in Falkirk, sooo pleased wtih them except the jagged edge on one goes !!!UP!!! into a V at the back...not keen on that at all as it willexpose my varacouse viens :o ::)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 29, 2010, 10:08:02 am
Hello Sandy We went spending money yesterday a new shop has opened in the center of Gy what is easy to get to It is ever so big It is in a building that housed MFI gone The Bedshed Gone Carpet Warehouse Gone.Its a huge building and its full of discount goods At one end is a food department (non fresh) but tinned and boxed sorts at real savings There is a large gardens Dept: we didn't get to explore so that will come next week hopefully they won't be as busy it was no parking spaces the aisles were full.I shall play compooters and boxes and watch TV all week end and recommence activities from Tuesday I'm Guinea Piging Tuesday and Wednesday So its Thursday for a chance visit.TTFN Will report later :D :farmer:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on May 29, 2010, 05:22:21 pm
Hi wiz - princes scoffed a good portion ofm y pork chop last night for tea and really enjoyed it, mind you she did not like the home made pate and faggots today! oh well will keep trying.
Off to take her to see The Gruffalo at Nothampton theatre tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 29, 2010, 05:49:17 pm
I remarket that Woolworths used to have prominant positions in most major towns and cities so I wonder how many of those buildings are now used as retail outlets? THe one in Alloa is a £ shop and I must go in at least 1x a week!!! The shop in GY will do well I imajine!!!!
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Post by: Sharondp on May 29, 2010, 06:17:40 pm
I know it's not Friday anymore, but it's kind of fun - who's watching Eurovision tonight?
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Post by: Wizard on May 29, 2010, 08:52:46 pm
Not me lass WP I would not expect Princess to eat faggot if a chop was the alternative :D :farmer: :wave:
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Post by: Sandy on May 29, 2010, 09:45:47 pm
 :o We have guests arrived so missed it and have only just decided to sit down!!!!! Course my entertainment is this  ;)
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Post by: Daisys Mum on May 29, 2010, 09:52:30 pm

Is it just me but eurovision is on in the next room and they all sound the same. What a load of old rubbish bring back Casualty. Actually come to think of it some of this lot sound like they might have escaped from casualty  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on May 30, 2010, 12:59:40 am
 ??? :o ::) I agree!!1 how do they get such crap music???
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Post by: jameslindsay on May 30, 2010, 07:43:42 am
... and guess what country came last, shock, horror - Not. Mind you our song was up to it's usual crap standard.
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 30, 2010, 07:52:36 am
Hello all.There is a loot of things I am not at all interested in and I assume from reading these posts we were last or is it a the strongest side holding all the others up above us on the list? I think I can guess why Sir Terry gave up ;D :( :( :( :wave: :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sharondp on May 30, 2010, 08:43:15 am
It was tragic, but I sank a couple of beers during the pitiful saga so not all bad  ;)
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Post by: Wizard on May 30, 2010, 09:32:09 am
Good Shar look on the bright side we could have not bothered entering.After that post about Lady Gaga I despair ??? :( :farmer: :wave:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on May 30, 2010, 07:52:32 pm
didnt even bother watching it, was to busy on the sofa with a full belly of faggots and liver pate. roast pork today!! bbq sausages tomorrow!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on May 30, 2010, 08:27:12 pm
Which of the  DELICACIES did Jess have or was she extra good and tried them all :D :farmer: :wave:
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Post by: Sharondp on May 31, 2010, 08:07:22 am
 :pig: ;D :pig: ;D
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Post by: WinslowPorker on May 31, 2010, 08:23:12 pm
bless her she did try them all but only the sausages got the seal of approval!! mind you she seems to have taken to olives from the salad bowl and devours them easily  ??? :pig: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 01, 2010, 07:08:58 am
You can put olives in sausage its not my taste but I had an Uncle that used to make himself a few and in the pate ??? :D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 01, 2010, 09:24:18 am
yes did think about choping a few in the pate, probably have a go next time
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Post by: WinslowPorker on June 04, 2010, 09:44:52 am
Here we go again and its going to be a lovely sunny weekend, well Saturday at least!! WP princess going to stay with my sister and we have a 40th pub crawl tomorrow night, but probably will start at about 2 Oclock in the back garden!!

Looking forward to my weekend  :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on June 04, 2010, 11:42:52 am
Just having my first coffee break of another busy Friday, our weekly guests depart (after a few G&T's in the garden last night)and the weekend revellers arrive, then the weekly men all start arriving again on SUnday so, no rest for me!! well a bit!!!!!
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Post by: WinslowPorker on June 04, 2010, 05:02:32 pm
28 minutes and a fridge full of cold ones awaits  :o
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 04, 2010, 05:29:20 pm
Whats this WP you, a half day man? 16:30 indeed ??? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :farmer: :wave:
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Post by: Sandy on June 04, 2010, 09:02:49 pm
Only 1 glass of GIn left so I have left the men digging the dcuk pond!!!!! Guests are happy and so am I  ;)
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Post by: Wizard on June 04, 2010, 10:34:17 pm
Does this ere fallin down watter mek yer spell funny Sandy? :wave:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on June 05, 2010, 09:51:44 am
dont know about spelling Wiz, seeing is going to be a challenge this evening :o
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Post by: Sandy on June 05, 2010, 12:06:40 pm
morning!!!! Not spelling just very little time, I write quick and don't read what I have put so Whooops!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 06, 2010, 08:08:59 am
It's Sunday today you two the day of peace and rest.Now its no good asking Princess to knap her eyelids quietly Get up out and amongst it it won't goo away  ??? :D ;D  :chook: :cat: :pig: :&> all require your personal attention NOW ;D ;D ;D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 09, 2010, 09:21:49 am
Oh god i am already excited about friday!! and its only Wednesday morning  :o
WP Birthday this Friday as well so an extra special Funday Friday  ;D unfortunately could not take the day as a holiday  :(
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 09, 2010, 09:27:05 am
Hey up W.P.Can you not pull a sicky in advance? ;D You should be on the big white telephone to GOD by Saturday ??? ;D ;D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 09, 2010, 09:51:38 am
no unfortunately not Wiz, there are too many people off! 3 of my directors are in Barbados for 2 weeks to launch an application and the other is in SA for the start of the world cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that only leaves 3 of us in the office, so have grabbed the shitty stick for this birthday!

oh well i may bring a couple of beers in for the others
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 09, 2010, 02:00:58 pm
W.P Now don't dispair lots of good things can come from holding the shitty end.Let 3/4 of the day slide by and pinch a few hours from Sunday Princess won't know will she?
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 09, 2010, 04:00:55 pm
going to try and shoot off a little early on Friday - well it is POETS day (Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday)  :o

Princess not notice youmust be joking!! weekends are all about Daddy do this, daddy do that, daddy take me here/there! oh you can imagine a trip to the park with a raging hangover  ::)
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Post by: Wizard on June 09, 2010, 04:05:50 pm
Wonderful you will have to bribe her to stay home :D :D :D :wave:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on June 10, 2010, 07:24:52 am
well i think theres a little bit of football on this weekend, so may watch 11 overpaid English dummies get the run around
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Post by: Wizard on June 10, 2010, 07:50:20 am
Aw W.P. I had you down as a go do it chap and tekin Jess to help.I am disappointed.Wastin valuable time doin that.Anyway you wont be in anyfit state after all the celebrations will ya ;D ;D :o ::) :wave:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on June 10, 2010, 09:15:55 am
Theres more chance finding rocking horse 5hit than me getting out of a trip to the park!! Miind you i may Sky+ the football and take her swimming as it should be nice and quiet.

not long to Friday
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Post by: Wizard on June 10, 2010, 03:09:39 pm
Its 15 07 in 9 hrs you will be into Birthday time ;D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 10, 2010, 04:07:01 pm
Oh yeah and will be having a swift one to celebrate!

Stopped the fags again yesterday, so seeing how long i can last on cold turkey!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 10, 2010, 06:08:42 pm
Do you realise WP in 10 days you can buy Princess a new piglet to love on your not smoking savings ;D ;D :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sharondp on June 11, 2010, 08:51:33 am
It's FRIDAY!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Even better - BRING ON THE FOOTBALL!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

(Oh and Happy Birthday WP!)
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Post by: WinslowPorker on June 11, 2010, 09:22:21 am
Thanks SharonDP i intend to have a good day! shame that my boss would not let us watch the opening ceremony.  :( but nevermind at least i can get home tonight and have few beers and watch a match.

Yey its Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday and only 8 hrs to hometime
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Post by: WinslowPorker on June 11, 2010, 04:47:21 pm
here we go 15 minutes and then i am going early for a couple of swift ones
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Post by: Sandy on June 11, 2010, 05:09:04 pm
I am waiting for our guests to arrive, then out with the dogs then some wine I think!! Cheeers :D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 15, 2010, 07:59:19 am
Hey up WP it's halfway 3 past 3 to go.Do you get a bolsteruper mid way? ??? ;D ;D ;D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 15, 2010, 10:54:09 am
God i could do with Friday already
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 18, 2010, 07:11:56 am
Hey up WP Its here .Have you plans.Hows Princess is she making demands for tomorrow?Jess Its time for a visit to the park and BBQ Sausages Tell Dad to make you a Beefburger with some pork instead of beef.If he says don't know how to make them You tell him.Mince a good pork chop about 1/2 a pound.2 rashers of bacon and cut into 1/4" squares.About 3 Tbsp;of finely chopped red onion.Shred don't grate some strong cheese about 3 Tbsp full of Parmesan it is best if he has some in the fridge.a 1/4 teaspoon;of salt and some black pepper to your taste.Put all these in a bowl and squidge them through your fingers until they are all well mixed.Clean your hands.Get the board and sprinkle some flour on (To stop the burger sticking to the board)divide the mixture into 3  and make 3 nice 1/2" thick round patties then get Daddy to BBQ them for you alternatively fry them in the frying pan Tell him you need to stop at the bread shop on the way back from the park for some nice fresh burger buns and some apple sauce to spread on them mustard is to strong :farmer: :wave:XXX
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Post by: Wizard on June 18, 2010, 07:20:02 am
When you have got Princess organized it is time for a swift 1/2 or 3 While you find the makings.I like them stood overnight but make sure you cook them well if you do.I'm sure she will love them.Tell her we have got to get another pig shop bought ones don't taste like this ;D :farmer:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on June 18, 2010, 09:49:27 am
Hey wiz they sound mega, may well make up some burgers for the footie tonight? oh hang on wouldn't turkeys be a more fitting choice  :o
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Post by: Wizard on June 18, 2010, 10:31:01 am
Why WP do you expect me to soar with Eagles when all I have to work with is bludi Turkeys Here you are then
1 lb of minced turkey(legs are good)- 1/2 a Red onion chopped small as you can - 2 tablespoons Bread crumbs - 1 small beaten egg -
 1 jalapeno Pepper(optional)  1/2 a Tsp mixed herbs - 1/2 Tsp Dijon Mustard Salt and pepper to  Jess's taste Again same method as pork Make into nice 1/2" thick patties(NO thicker or the outer will be charcoal inside will still be raw.If I do some I fry them in oil first then burn the edges on the BBQ.They are a nice change If they are to dry for you soak and wring out the bread crumbs first.next time  ??? ;D :farmer: :wave:
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Post by: WinslowPorker on June 18, 2010, 11:36:25 am
And a red cross of tomato sauce and call them England World Cup burgers  :o
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 18, 2010, 11:39:26 am
Do you think Jess will eat em? :D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 18, 2010, 11:41:20 am
am sure she will have a go, apart from the tomato sauce. yep you guessed it wix 'its sgusting daddy, can i have an ice cream!'  :wave:
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Post by: Sandy on June 18, 2010, 02:42:57 pm
I will try to have a bit of fun tonight but I am cream crackered!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Sandy on June 18, 2010, 02:43:48 pm
And I want to go to the Drovers Inn tomorrow night as my cousin is playing and it is a great place to go!!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 18, 2010, 03:41:58 pm
we hope you manage to get Sandy.A couple of W.P.'s Swift Ones will put you rate lass Then you'll be good as new :D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 19, 2010, 08:30:21 am
There is a song to which I cannot quite  remember the exact words WP It was sung by Kris Kristofferson but something like "Yesterday is dead and gone   and tomorrow is out of sight   and its sad to be alone    Help me make it through the night. It is worth a listen if you can find it I don't know the title. Hope you and Mrs WP are ok XXX for Jess George and Kath
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Post by: WinslowPorker on June 19, 2010, 10:27:11 am
well heres Saturday and what an excellent night except the 11 turkeys running aorund with a ball!! thinks are on the up
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 19, 2010, 03:19:04 pm
Many years ago the next farm was a dairy farm owned and run by a chap that rather liked the amber nectar ,So on Wednesday it was milking get weshed and shaved down to the market.Then Repair to the Oscroft for an odd one or six.He came home this night about 2.30 am and crept up stairs to bed on getting undressed he jumped in to the bed and missed.His Mrs told my Mother. "he said all right you bogger I'll be in you next time round" :D :farmer:
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Post by: Sandy on June 20, 2010, 11:56:10 pm
Managed to get to the drovers with the sun setting in my eyes nearly all the way but stunning views!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My cousin is very talented musician and has played with all the big names as a session artist and now dose it for fun but really wants to move up here!!!!!! THe midges were herendouse though.....good night and recoment anyone living nearish to Loch Lommand, visit the Drovers!!!
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Post by: Wizard on June 21, 2010, 08:55:03 am
Oh Dear oh dear Its winding up day agen WP they seem to come more often than Poets Day some how to me Hello Jess XX ??? :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 21, 2010, 02:03:31 pm
Not exactly 'funday Monday' but very busy at work so day going quickly.

Happy week this week, especially now there seems to be a way to keep our home, Mrs WP & WP are going to take on the world and we will win!!

Jess had a wicked weekend, took her to a fete and she had her face painted like Lily our Dalmation. ' i want a lily face daddy' then we made some jumbo smarties cookies, in fact will put the recipe on later coz they are very easy and very very yummy  :wave:

come on Friday, dont take so long this week
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 21, 2010, 03:32:14 pm
Kath and I are really pleased to read your latest post.It sounds as though things maybe looking up We do hope so.Does this mean Princess was all spotty on Saturday? ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 23, 2010, 07:48:21 am
Hey WP Does Princess keep you up to date on which day IT is? It's mid week today that makes it 2 passed and 2 to go Then its Friday.You know we really should stop wishing our time away.I'm a happy Wizard today Su passed her M O T yesterday.So thats good bye to another £245 plus the test fee Its all spend spend spend here at the Emerald City  ??? : ;D ;D  :farmer: :wave:
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Post by: Wizard on June 24, 2010, 05:08:32 pm
Hello Jess tell Daddy its winding down day tomorrow.Whats on the cards then WP I have had a good week if I disregard my COPD Monday I took Su for her test and she failed When she was on the ramp any one could see the CAT was worn out and unrepairable.So I contacted the main dealers In Horncastle Who suggested I fitted complete new system If the CAT id worn out the rest will be as bad.Supply only £1245:00p plus The dreaded and fitting.So I declined the offer Thank You.I called on a pal who is Manager for BA Bush Tyres and he quoted me £310.00p inc VAT to change the Cat.Which I took advantage of.I took her to the test station again and was given the Green Paper Whoopee Round to New Waltham P O  and there I acquired a Red circle of paper for the next 12 months in exchange for £245:00p.It was £185:00p last year.So if George Osbourne increases the Road Tax in October  it wont get me until next June.I have harvested a box of Potato's and they have grown a good bit since the first lot on the first Sunday in JuneThey were as large as bantam eggs and a couple of them as big as golf balls.So the rest should be good next month.Lots of leaves now ready now.and a good few green tomato as well Roy is picking Raspberries now and jolly good they are as well.Hopefully there will be excess as there was last year which I passed through the Vigo and made some delicious cordial.I tell you what it makes grand Ice Cream.I will report later :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 24, 2010, 08:22:38 pm
Manic week wiz !! yes Jess was all spotty and very dalmation like, but was she happy or what!!!

Think i may be taking her strawberry picking on Saturday, the local farm has just opened and they do loads of differnt things through the summer, then bbq on Saturday with friends and maybe a run down to Camber Sands beach on Sunday, take princess for a paddle and epic sand castle building while Jess runs around jumping on them.  ;D

bring on Friday
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Post by: Wizard on June 25, 2010, 07:41:18 am
Princess.Tell Him.Tell Him.It's here Dad.Make haste an come home I cannot wait for tomorrow. :D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 25, 2010, 09:19:42 am
Here we go again!! a fantastic sunny weekend lined up and to top it off will be on the beach on SUnday during the England match so hopefully it will be really quiet!
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Post by: plumseverywhere on June 25, 2010, 02:50:34 pm
and I'll be at a 5 year olds birthday party which starts at kick off time!! going to be a hot one they say... (when's the hosepipe ban going to hit worcestershire then?!)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 25, 2010, 09:25:59 pm
Hello Jess get Daddy to write in his search engine Oz the Gopher.Use the Blue directory on the right to see Oz doing all sorts he's good :wave:
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Post by: Wizard on June 26, 2010, 07:39:07 am
Mornin W.P. We hope you are well as Mam and Jess also It's bin and gone agen it's Satdy and here in Grimsby it's orribull it's 7:21am and its already 18C .So if it keeps going up it means no outdoor activity other than irrigation duties COPD and hot weather do not mix well at all but it will be good for your visit to the Strawberry Fields .Don't forget your sun hats As I recall sunstroke however mild is very painfull and I wouldn't like to hear any of you got caught.It will spoil the sea side visit tomorrow.Tell Jess we live 2 miles from the sea side and I have only been once this year drove down the Kingsway but someone had pulled the plug out and the sea had drained away and it takes such a long time to refill  ;D The last time was last years exceptional high tide when we popped down and the sea with the onshore wind was washing the street light glasses on the prom my it was rough.I am off now to water the boxes.The porous hose works very well in the little green house.Tell you of an idea I have next time Don't eat to many berry's Jess and get a tummy ache :D :farmer: :wave:
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Post by: Wizard on June 27, 2010, 05:15:29 pm
Have you read the Inner Peace WP or have you taken Mam and Jess to the sea side.Its about High Tide at Cleethorpe about 7.00pm tonight but thats a bit far for you intit ;D ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 28, 2010, 09:29:56 am
Hi wiz, what a day yesterday was !! we were down at Camber Sands for 8 am and sat waiting for the car park to open  ???  ??? anyway got on the beach and stayed till 5, Jess fell asleep next to daddy and she was on all fours coz the sand was so hard! busy day building sandcastles, squashing sandcastles, paddling in the sea, dodging Jellyfish and digging holes for the tide to fill up as paddling pools.
gonna be a t hot one for the rest of this week as well! 31 degrees on Friday, bring it on!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 28, 2010, 04:57:53 pm
WP First of all We are so pleased you all had a good day yesterday,smashing.Hope Princess had plenty of ice cream and is not multi coloured white -pink and red sore.Its so painfull I suffer terrible in the sun.
I looked where you went and its very much like down the coast from Cleethorpe a place called Donna Nook.The military had a bombing range there the lads used to like to go and see the A 10 Warthogs shoot up the targets on the beach.The seals all bask there now.There is a nature reserve The seals didn't bother about The A10's one little bit.Only the RSPCA and the likes.If only they would keep their interfering fingers out ??? :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 30, 2010, 05:08:16 pm
Hey up Princess.We are half way there, it's the day after tomorrow tell Daddy.Where are we going this week?
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on June 30, 2010, 09:42:28 pm
We are going for her first experience at the cinema on Saturday, then off to eat some strawberries..........oops i meant picking them  :o Saturday night BBQ and Sunday birthday party and another bbq!! :pig:
you got any plans wiz
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on June 30, 2010, 10:28:01 pm
Now that does sound nice Kath and I will be expecting a full report on the BIG TELE ;D and tummy hurts :D.No there is nothing exciting going on round here to interest us so we shall stay indoors and not soak up any rays and get bont.You and Mam have a lovely time with Jess TTFN :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 01, 2010, 08:38:05 am
Hey up W.P.or maybe Mam Kath has just said to me" Have you told Princess's Mum about tiramisu Jess is sure to like that" I will put it in recipes as well as here.You need about a dozen finger bisquits! or Amaretto if you have some.2 heaped Tspns caster sugar (Canderelle if you like)3 eggs.250g of Mascarpone.250g Raspberries and 250g of Strawberries.Crush the biscuits to a powder with a spoon and set aside for now.Mix the sugar with the egg yokes and mascarpone.Whip the egg whites until very firm.Then very carefully fold into the yoke mixture KEEP IT LIGHT.I each glass arrange a layer of biscuit a layer of fruit and a layer of mascarpone mix.Cling film over the top of the glass and put in the fridge 1/2 to 3/4 hour Serve chilled.Works good with Philadelphia Cream Cheese as well :D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 01, 2010, 09:19:16 am
There is one sure thing in life Wiz......... if a bowl of Tiramasu hits Castle WP then i will devour it without stopping for breath!

Weekend weather looking a bit pants so cinema is a goer, not sure about the Strawberry picking thou
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 01, 2010, 05:53:09 pm
There is a song by the Dream Weavers WP  ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Daveravey on July 02, 2010, 10:12:08 am
It's friday again  ;D


At least the rain has stopped this morning... pity i have a pick nick to go to this afternoon, could do with spending the time elsewhere   ::)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 02, 2010, 10:50:25 am
Ssssshhhh Dav; don't think Jess has told him YET She may be saving it as a surprize for when he gets home
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on July 02, 2010, 11:59:40 am
Pick Nic!!!! I love Pic Nic's!!!!! anyway, its FRIDAY!!!!!! shame we are too busy to enjoy a night like last night!! our guests bought us some wine and crisps!!!! they were nice men, another guest was having a break from finishing off the pond!!! we make um work here...mind you, he forgot to set the breakfast table last night!! I'm having words ;)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Daveravey on July 02, 2010, 01:15:02 pm
Wine & crisps   :D

They might have made you a butty .... to go with the crisps   ;)
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 02, 2010, 02:22:23 pm
Wots better un a crisp sarnie wi a sprinkle of balsamic vinegar answer 2
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 02, 2010, 07:24:48 pm
Has Princess noticed WP? :D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 02, 2010, 08:13:01 pm
Princess had a bonus today................... Daddy had the day off!! best funday Friday in ages a full day of just the 2 of us! we went Strawberry picking but ended up with Raspberries, Potatoes, Peas & Onions! just made a mushroom and Pea soup

Bring on a nice weekend
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 03, 2010, 09:03:28 am
 Mornin WP Great She didn't need to remind you then.I have a dream No that was Martin Luther King.I have a vision a little Princess all red and pink about the face and all sticky Hello Jess :wave: :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 03, 2010, 05:53:40 pm
Have you been? I told you to come soon I said.I told you to come soon. :D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 04, 2010, 09:35:20 am
well she managed to eat a couple of strawberries, raspberries and a carrot on her wanderings round the pick your own. the she helped me make a trifle yesterday! but would only eat the cream & custard!!

Oh well more success with the smarties cookies today i am sure
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 04, 2010, 10:10:50 am
G'day WP and Jess was they nice Jess I am going in the kitchen to make a jelly for tea I shall cut some strawberry into 1/4's and Raspberry in half and pour 1/2 my jelly into a glass dish and put the bowl in the fridge.I shall take it out as soon as the jelly has set enough to support the cut up fruits and place them nicely on the top pour enough of the remaining jelly to set the fruits to the base jelly Then pour over the rest and the fruit wont be all floating on the top Put it back in the fridge just before tea whip a carton of cream stiff and knife all over the top Set some alternate 1/2 fruits around the edge, Mother wheres me mouth shovull its fit ;D ;D I think WP you are a man of my own heart and of reasonable intelligence can you explain to me or ask Jess what is the difference between Smarties and M&M's I reckon that its the same thing in a different packet ;D ;D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 04, 2010, 01:25:10 pm
think thats about the measure of it Wiz, exepct for orange smarties of course!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 04, 2010, 01:38:14 pm
Can you remember there was a kapuffle about Blue ones a little while back Cannot remmember what it was all about. Hello Jess :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 04, 2010, 01:41:33 pm
Hey up agen WP The largest airplane has just over flown Scatho Castle I may be one of those Andropov's off to Waddington It's the Airshow there yesterday and today.Didn't make very much noise my it is big I am sure you needed to know this  ??? ;D ;D ;D :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 06, 2010, 07:46:31 am
Hello Jess tell Daddy its only 3 more days after today.Its still very warm and still no rain here in Gy it is getting serious now WP I am worn out bin watterin the boxes.Emptied 2 out last night and they are ready to harvest now White Duke of York we have had the Red ones.Home Guard next lot I'll try a box for Sunday Lunch If its hot we will have roast ham salad.with em If it's cooled and rainin I'll have Pot roast Brisket and Kidney Beans I do like my Kidney Beans I can make a meal of them steamed with a sprinkle of vinegar on and often do when there is a glut.So I have gathered some walnuts.I have frozen some Raspberry and made some cordial with some. Of course there are plenty of fresh vegetables now and even more coming on Had some Yellow Tumbling Toms in the salad last night Big difference to bought ones taste wise.I'm off to look at a Knight Challenger dreckly Shall I decode that for you or is it common down your way dreckly = directly soon in a mo all them sort of words TTFN :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 06, 2010, 08:12:59 pm
Third early morning on the bounce tomorrow, got to be in central London for 9 am so an extremely pleasureable drive i am sure............NOT

Anyway a good weekend this weekend i am sure, Mrs WP is being treated to the cinema and maybe a meal by Casanova WP this weekend  :o
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 06, 2010, 08:55:25 pm
Do me a favour WP email me please on bakerbakerbaker@ntlworld.com I will tell you something  ;D ;D ;D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 08, 2010, 09:40:02 am
Just done it now Wiz.

Looking forward to a smoke free weekend, well unless the BBQ gets a little excited  :o
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 09, 2010, 09:11:55 am
Now seeing as its going to be roasting today, i sm wondering whether to try and book a half day holiday this afternoon and having some paddling pool time with Jess.........
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 09, 2010, 11:42:22 am
Don't wonder that problem for long WP Find the big Princess and Little Princess and a bit of sumatz in the cool bag and off to the sea side blow the expense.I think its not been like this for over 20 years was it 88 or was it 89 In my world its all aways said "mek hay while the sun shines" Round here the hay has been well got and the Rape and cereals are not fit yet.Nor are the peas.So take em both as soon as Mam gets home.It could be a nice surprise on a day like today :D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 10, 2010, 07:00:46 am
Didnt get the afternoon off  :(, so sweltered all day, but never mind went to the movies last night and off to the Pivk your own again today!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 10, 2010, 07:18:49 am
Hope the Princesses are going to get their share of FREE ones WP I think it was the worst day for me health breath wise for years yesterday Sorry to hear you didn't manage to get away.Ask Jess to eat 2 for me and 2 for Kath because it looks like it is going to be another scorcher today.So I shall be in doors with the blinds closed.Roll on Winter I say ??? :D :farmer: :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sharondp on July 10, 2010, 09:04:53 pm
I'm with you all the way there George! Much prefer the winter - i can wear more clothes!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 11, 2010, 07:20:03 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! The hotter the better i say! mind you it is all cloudy down here today and a lot cooler than yesterday. think we are off shopping today to get some holiday bits and bobs
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 11, 2010, 07:49:16 am
Hello S I'm with you I can always put a ganzie on but I haven't worked out how to take a layer of skin off ??? ;D It's Sunday now and yesterday was 32 c in the yard at 3.00pm yesterday.Horrible and all The Info about skin cancer but most seem to take no notice what so ever.Still ne mind eh! Its they that will suffer later. ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 13, 2010, 06:35:11 pm
Hey up Jess 2 down and 3 to go :wave: :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 15, 2010, 11:11:45 am
Hey up Jess tell Dad it is Friday tomorrow hasn't this week passed quickly.It seems like only an hour ago I wrote the previous message.I seem to have done so much.I have harvested my shallots and I am very pleased with them.Lots to pickle in a months time when they have dried I have hung them in the garage roof.Forked the box over and planted a score of Musselborough's in the end space.I shall harvest the carrots as and when then fill the box with leeks They grow well and at £1.99p a kilo well worth growing.Kidney Beans are enough for Sunday lunch as well TTFN
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 15, 2010, 06:05:43 pm
Sorry to hear Daddy is not well Jess .He cannot pull a sicky on Saturdays and Sundays.You tell him Wizard says.Thats bad news mate its not the weather to be out of sorts either is it? Hot and sweaty isn't good at any time.I hope you are well for Sunday.Is Princess looking after you?She will want you better tomorrow. We hope you make a speedy recovery.G & K :wave:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on July 15, 2010, 10:12:45 pm
Friday soon.....week has flown by....please no more rain durring the day, I am fed up with wet dogs and really want to get the pond finished although I doubt the ducks care, they are enjoying it unfinished and the chickens seem to enjoy flying over the pond
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Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 16, 2010, 10:23:53 am
Well Princess its here is Daddy better today.We do hope so.Then he can take you to pick your own on Sunday can't he? Good morning WP I really am cows tailing it to day I had a rotten night just couldn't get off Then of course I did and was 2 hours late waking up.We hope you have recovered your poorly bout.Is it Cornwall next week or is it the week after?Get fit for the mate what ever else happens TTFN G&K
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 16, 2010, 05:11:45 pm
Well its here WP are you any better now.We do hope so G&K
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on July 16, 2010, 09:09:14 pm
We are happy afer a meal of reduced prawns and some G&T 
;D ;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on July 16, 2010, 09:10:08 pm
And the ducks have just tucked into the rest with some lovely cheapo iceburge lettice!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 17, 2010, 06:49:09 pm
Wots G&T Gibblets and Tripe ? ??? :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on July 17, 2010, 08:53:43 pm
Gin
hic
and Tonic
hic hic!!!
;D
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Sandy on July 17, 2010, 08:54:33 pm
Mind you, I hate the stuff, like the relaxed effect but would much rather have a Whiskey, a good one at that!!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 17, 2010, 09:32:59 pm
Ugh Tibetan Cow in disguise ??? :'( :farmer:
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 18, 2010, 08:52:42 am
Hello Jess Hows Daddy this morning all better?Well enough to take you and Mummy to PYO It doesn't last very long you know Roys Raspberries are all done now.So I have got 2 jars of jelly (don't do Raspberry Jam) 1 jar pickled and 2 pints vinegar for my suet pudds in the winter and a few in the deep freeze .I don't bother with many in the deep freeze I put some on a baking sheet and freeze them and the a few more but the are like red sludge when they thaw only good for trifle and the like ;D Hows things then W.P. Much better we hope.Is it next week you hoped to be in Cornwall with Princess? We hope you are well enough to go and take her G & K
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: WinslowPorker on July 18, 2010, 02:53:15 pm
'fraid not wiz, just got out of hospital!! appendicitis, so had op yesterday!!! great weekend...not!
Title: Re: Its Funday Friday
Post by: Wizard on July 18, 2010, 03:23:59 pm
Blinking heck WP  had an appendicitis operation in 1952 and can still remember the pain.It is the only stay I have had in hospital and they kept me in a week and I was off work a fortnight recovering Then it turned septic and had another 3 weeks I hoped never no more and touch wood have not had to stay in over night since.I go fairly often these days but don't need to stay overnight I am at the Diagnostic Investigations Unit on Tuesday not looking forward Ian sticks a needle in my wrist thats like a pencil and about as sharp.He claims he needs blood from an artery and not a vein and it is buried deep in the wrist.If he misses first go it gets very painfull indeed.We hope you are soon up and about though and Jess isn't to disappointed and you can take her later :farmer: :wave: