**no offence**
There is a Scots Man an English Man and and Irish Man.
They all board a helicopter for a tour of the country, to see their home towns from above.
They are flying over Glasgow and the Scots man notices his parents house, just to let them know he will be returning home soon, he writes a note, attaches it to a plank of wood, and drops it into his garden.
Soon they are flying over the Lakes, and the English Man, sees his parents house, following the Scots man's lead, he attaches his note to a brick and drops out the helicopter.
Flying over Cork, the Irish mad sees his house, he like the others decides to send a note, he takes things up an notch and writes his note, straps to a bomb and drops it.
[fast forward]
The Scots man is walking up his street, and finds his mother weeping over his fathers dead body.
"Ma, whit happend like?"
"weel ma barin, yer pa was washing the car, and a plank of wood hit him on the head, and he died!!"
[fast forward]
The English man is striding up his lane, and finds his mother weeping over his fathers dead body.
"Mother, what ever is wrong with father?"
"My child, your father was cutting the lawn, and a brick hit him no the head, he died instantly!"
[fast forward]
The Irish man is jigging up his drive, and finds his mother laughing at his fathers dead body lying in a pile of rubble.
"Mother, what ever is wrong with you, dads dead, and you don't seem to care!!"
"It's not that, your dad was washing the windows, he farted and the house blew up!!"
