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Stuck in a ditch
« on: September 02, 2009, 11:14:11 pm »
A man was driving into town, and he and his car fell in a big ditch in the side of the road. His car was stuck
and half up in the air.

A farmer came up and said, "My horse Sebastian can pull you out," t
he man said thank, that'll be great so the farmer got Sebastian, his horse.

When Sebastian was hooked up, the farmer said, "Pull Ranger! C'mon Benny! Lets go Delilah!!!!"

Then the farmer said, "Pull Sebastian, pull!"

Then the car was out of the ditch, the man said,
"I have a question, why did you say the wrong name three times?"

And the farmer said,
"Because Sebastian is blind, if he knew other horses weren't pulling, he wouldn't even try..."
 ;D ;D ;D
Poor old Sebastian. :horse:


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