Kev
Been thinking carefully about this move of yours.
You should consider Ireland - its even called island.

Not only that, we are in euro's, so you would not have to change your money for six months of the year.

There are islands off ireland.

- Very nice ones too!
Mad people already live here (me and Joe) so if the locals ingnore you at least you would know someone you could phone for information and education on things Irish.

There is no Council Tax, no Rates on country properties, and very few if any neighbours in the West of Ireland.

With only 4 million population we are well spread our peoples and very underpopulated shoud things go T*ts up, as Russ put it!

If you needed to get back in a hurry, there's Ryanair with their cheap flights for 10 euro return.

Now theres a few things to consider - plus we could start a wicker man thing so as not to upset Russ, and there are loads of old mines and caves and places in the middle of nowhere to explore.
On the West Coast the Air is totally Pure and free from pollution.

Let me know if you want names of local estate agents and auctioneers

Julie