[quote author=Scarlet.Dragon link=topic=103352.msg728843#msg728843 date=1576610910
RtB - as for your courier getting an eyeful...she asked for it if she stuck her head in the bathroom and to some extent it goes with the job! It's amazing how many people don't hear the door being knocked, or the doorbell going, and yet when the courier goes to deliver around the back etc they're strutting around exercising in their birthday suit or frying sausages without so much as an apron. I had one chap regularly open the door in his "leo the lie-in" onesie... complete with face paint. The biscuit goes to a colleague of mine though, who had the resident open the door in full Nazi SS uniform! The resident decided to try to explain that it was his Jewish girlfriend's fetish not his idea... at which point it just started getting really weird!!! I think the swastikas on the lamppost outside the house should have been some kind of warning but there really are some odd people out there!
I used to earn a bit extra by delivering phone books. One house had a sign saying, "Deliveries round the back please." So I wandered round the back to see the lady of the house, knickers round her ankles, sitting on the toilet. She didn't appear to have seen me so I took a couple of steps back, waited until I heard the flush and stepped in view to give her her phone book.