I 
know its Victor (as in Meldrew!) Goodness knows where Vincent came from! 
My typing fingers are sometimes in a totally different place & time to my brain, sorry!
Pirate, what a great name!    
I know just what you mean - Sheba is moulting (do GSDs ever 
Not moult?!) and the house is full of little bundles of fluff from her undercoat - if we had hamsters, you'd think  they'd escaped & were breeding!  
 
  