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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
my wife
« on: May 21, 2010, 05:15:33 pm »
AFTER  BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL  LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE  DAY  AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP  CAR,  SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK  AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT  TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD  GIRL.  NOW I HAVE A $500,000..00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.  IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
 

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.  SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE  TV.
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HappyHippy

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Re: my wife
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 06:06:46 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: my wife
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2010, 08:52:41 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

northfifeduckling

  • Joined Jan 2009
  • Fife
    • North Fife Blog
Re: my wife
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2010, 09:13:32 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sandy

  • Guest
Re: my wife
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2010, 12:05:38 am »
I had a man with an expensive house job etc, now I have one with a low wage but I loove life much better!!!!

piggy

  • Joined Oct 2008
Re: my wife
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2010, 12:09:40 am »
Great post,very funny cheered me right up.

Annie22

  • Joined Apr 2010
  • Hoddles Creek
Re: my wife
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2010, 11:23:34 am »
Well I hope your wife has a heavy duty rolling pin as well  ;D ;D ;D ;D.  Cheeky sod

northfifeduckling

  • Joined Jan 2009
  • Fife
    • North Fife Blog
Re: my wife
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2010, 04:06:06 pm »
I sent it to my friend who just got divorced (he left her for a younger one).... I hope she could laugh about it! :&>

 

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