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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on May 21, 2010, 05:15:33 pm

Title: my wife
Post by: sheila on May 21, 2010, 05:15:33 pm

AFTER  BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL  LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE  DAY  AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP  CAR,  SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK  AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT  TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD  GIRL.  NOW I HAVE A $500,000..00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.  IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
 

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.  SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE  TV.

Title: Re: my wife
Post by: HappyHippy on May 21, 2010, 06:06:46 pm

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: my wife
Post by: Rosemary on May 21, 2010, 08:52:41 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: my wife
Post by: northfifeduckling on May 21, 2010, 09:13:32 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: my wife
Post by: Sandy on May 22, 2010, 12:05:38 am

I had a man with an expensive house job etc, now I have one with a low wage but I loove life much better!!!!

Title: Re: my wife
Post by: piggy on May 22, 2010, 12:09:40 am

Great post,very funny cheered me right up.

Title: Re: my wife
Post by: Annie22 on May 22, 2010, 11:23:34 am

Well I hope your wife has a heavy duty rolling pin as well  ;D ;D ;D ;D.  Cheeky sod

Title: Re: my wife
Post by: northfifeduckling on May 22, 2010, 04:06:06 pm

I sent it to my friend who just got divorced (he left her for a younger one).... I hope she could laugh about it! :&>