[Wizard]

Now that is something I would like to see W.P. A washing machine that runs on Lager.James my G/Gson hes 7 says Donalds sh1t Grandad says so.We never go in there I am sure they go in Pizza Hut.People tell me one should not criticize if one hasn't tried one but Oh dearie me at the price I cannot see them being Wisby quality No where near my home made from Lincoln Red or Aberdeen Angus.Do you drink the wash water?

[WinslowPorker]

Oh Wiz you are missing out nothing like a minced eyes & testicle burgers served by a clown

[Wizard]

W.P.now this rings of my pal Paul who breezed into the poshest hotel in Nairobi who claimed they could supply any dish you desire Paul said Ill have elephant balls on toast with a Litre of Sangria to wash em down wi  Please.A little while later the waiter returned and said the elephant balls on toast was off.Wots up Gastong got no balls Oh yes sir we have but weve run out of bread to make the toast

[Wizard]

Now I have never seen one real but I HATE FISH So minced eyes must look like Octopus sac HFW was into it on one of his programs If I couldn't find any thing better to eat I would have a fast on that day.Kath loves fish so when I feel she deserves one I make her an Admirals Pie with smoked salmon,cod and haddock plain cod,haddock and salmon with uncooked king prawns Until I poach them in milk.Make roux then dilute it with the poach milk add a sprinkle of herbs  S&P top with Riced potato's and cheese a sprinkle of paprika and melt the cheese under the grill she says its beautiful George I think Tibetan Cow I'm sure.So its food for Manic Fridays ready for the weekend

[WinslowPorker]

guess what tomorrow is................ and half a pig to enjoy for the bank holiday weekend!

[Daveravey]

& it won't come quick enough  .... 

Just been told there's 6 of us being made redundant tomorrow .... nice of my boss telling me that on my day off 

[WinslowPorker]

Nightmare!! fingers crossed for you chap! Mind you i have a review scheduled for Tuesday with 3 board directors........................... not had an order yet in 2010 so dont feel too confident i must say.

oh well will be having a beer or 2 either way tomorrow.

[Wizard]

Sorry for you Dave hope you find a new job quickly George and Kath

[Daveravey]

Thanks George

I kinda seen it coming tbh, we've not really turned a wheel in anger for over a week.


Nevermind, every cloud has a silver lining ..... hopefully   

[WinslowPorker]

The mottos i live by Dave are:

'Something always comes up'
'Whats meant for you wont go by you'

Served me pretty well so far in life, and on a positive note if i am for the chop i will have plenty of time to swap silly jokes on the AS forum!!!!!!!

[Wizard]

I6:40 W.P You haven't the time to mess about wi San Miguel Whats that I hear Al' bluddi mek time its still a good seven hours away yit 

[Wizard]

It's here W.P Where are you?Not this soon surely

[WinslowPorker]

Here we go again!!!!!!!!!!!! and i have 4 pork chops ready for my tea!! not all of them i hasten to add princess will have a little bit

[Wizard]

Dont be mean give her a big bit and you can eat what she can not manage

[WinslowPorker]

She is more excited than me, so will probably take mine anyway!!!

any plans for the BH weekend wiz?