[CameronS]

mine is just described as a "big b*****" 

and the other is chook-chook (long story)

[harry]

i like saying cock cock cock cock cock, cocks 1, roosters nil, where are our usa friends. by the way ive fixed the hole in my butt

[MiriMaran]

I'm glad to hear your butt is no longer leaking - can't be pleasant!

[harry]

here we go again,  no not pleasent it made my trousers wet one day.

[doganjo]

 

[daniellestocks]

here we go again,  no not pleasent it made my trousers wet one day.

Not trousers you mean your 'pants'   

[harry]

this topic is about cocks not my pants

[gavo]

All appears to be the same department if you know what i mean?

[harry]

NO i dont know what you mean  i was taking my cock for a walk when the cork i used to bung up my butt came out and somehow my cock got wet.......... EMMA the newby must be wondering what happened to her question.

[harry]

where are the yanks

[gavo]

I dunno our roosters live in Northern Ireland; we don't see many yanks; cos they're scaredy pants.

[harry]

stop saying roosters and pants, its COCKS and trousers, ime going to take an axe to my cock tommorow

[doganjo]

OMG  The mind boggles - what was that woman's name that did that to her ex?

[harry]

MAD ANNE. by the way your hen will lay without a rooster, cockeral or cock.... ime going to bed. bye

[gavo]

Make sure your cock/rooster goes to bed too. Night Harry