that is so funny! my daughter knocked over a deer just up the road, she had only just passed her test and as this was in a very dark country lane and it was very dark
she basically just sat there screaming, she didnt want to leave it in case she had hurt it but wouldnt get out of the car to have a look, so she rang home. I sent her dad up who heard her screaming over the phone and thought she was being attacked , he waited just long enough to hear me say she is at the top of the lane, jumped into his car and took off at top speed round the corner............ straight over the top of the dazed deer who was staggering to his feet. Well that one made a great casserole too......