[Wizard]

You all must be aware I have to visit my GP very frequently at the moment what with one thing or another.The system is my name appears on a trotting sign board to the sound of a tone I look up and it reads Mr George Baker  room 7 So off I toddle with me Aqualung less flippers.Knock on the door Come in Mr Baker I go in and "How are you today Mr Baker""Bloody Ace Doctor I've woke again"He always has a polite little smile and business commences.When hes finished he will tell me how I am and that makes me very happy.
Sandy or was it Annie Chap wearing a dog collar sez I am very close to God he listens to me "Hey yer any influence with him then" Of course said the vicar "Right I'll put a thousand pounds in you box if you can ask him if I am going to have a happy healthy life." Certainly thats a reasonable request I will tell you next week Next week he's waiting in the pub and in comes the Vicar "Well" Ah yes said he "I knew it, all mouth and trousers" No just a minute Ive got some good news and some bad news You are going to be happy and care free for the rest of your life no serious illness nothing."Whats the bad news then" You go Tomorrow

[Dangermouse]

Ew! That made my stomach churn    I remember sitting behind this old guy on the bus, and going cross eyed after the journey because I was staring at his ears the whole time - he was bald except for tufts of hair growing out of his ears like a marmoset  It was bizarre! 

If you had your tweezers with you ......you could have "plucked" him on the bus 

[sagehen]

Ugh don't  I'm feeling very fragile today, and really queasy to boot. Can do without visuals and flashbacks 

[Dangermouse]

Ugh don't  I'm feeling very fragile today, and really queasy to boot. Can do without visuals and flashbacks 

too many gins last night?

[sagehen]

I wish. Or maybe not - I don't really like gin. Vodka is my tipple of choice. I'm recovering from the lurgy actually, except that I didn't sleep well last night and had to get up early for a meeting. Hence the fragile feeling 

[Dangermouse]

I wish. Or maybe not - I don't really like gin. Vodka is my tipple of choice. I'm recovering from the lurgy actually, except that I didn't sleep well last night and had to get up early for a meeting. Hence the fragile feeling 

oh nooooo not the dreaded lurgy........have a voddie, that willelp you feel better 

[sandy]

I love, love love love, Whiskey! a big bonus moving up here to Scotland but, as I am on a diet and doing very well, I drink Gin, it dose the trick but to me it's a bit like cheap aftershave.....anyway, I love squeezing spots and focus on them on people, nothing better than a big spot with white stuff comning out for miles (a bit of an exageration perhaps).
Oh how much would I LOVE an old style Land Rover!!! If I did come into loads of ££££££££'s I would buy and Old style Landrover, have a fantastic engine put in, a comfy interior and a rough outside so I could barge into anything...Oh and a brill sound system.....I would absolutly love that....I would buy an old Landy but we already havfe a cool and trendy VW bus  that needs love and attention (so do I)

[Wizard]

What ever you do Sandy don't over power it The rest of it isn't made for V8 power I know there are lots at the LROC Hill Climbs but watch and see which breaks down most often.Don't buy a Series 1 if you intend to drive it far it has NONPENDANT PEDALS and you have to lift your foot up to use them Awful on the ankle if you go far

[sagehen]

Lol Sandy  I wouldn't go as far as squeezing other people's spots - just my OH