Steve used to have very long hair but it receded so he cuts it off!!!, I don't understand getting older...why do we get more hair?

?? I give up and say sod it! Today I Had a long l luxurious bath with oils,candles and music, after I rubbed myself with creams and oils and relaxed on a velvet bed and ate dairy milk chocolates !!!! ummmmmmmmm No, I had a very quick bath in 60p Tesco Bath bubbles, spent ages and ages getting them out of the bath, pumped out some talc and some Sudocrem and jumped into my trackie bottoms and top with my vest and 2 jumpers on top!!1 what romantic I a?

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