no probs MrRee,
yes mate , I did gather that your tongue was firmly planted in cheek !!
, but as you say your mind does wonder at times . Mine does ALL the time...like when I am digging away I think "How can I get all this lot dug for me ? ", because I really hate digging ...I think I may have mentioned that somewhere before...
The wwoofers thing I really did consider, I have a spare 4 berth touring caravan kitted out with woodburner/oven ,gas cooker and all the usual bits and bobs...but it is a 2.5 mile walk to the nearest village , buses only a couple of times a week and so on , so thought maybe just do it myself . I am not very good a delegating anyway. Bookmarks ...phew , don't even go there ...think I must have thousands .... Good luck with the digging anyway, don't over do it !!