I know just the place for them...
Well my memory of it is a bit old -

but back in the 1980's when the wind blew all the trees down in London. My then business partner was staying at his "Gentlemans Club".

It was, I think, the RAC Gentlemans Club

it was on Pall Mall,
everything was old and pretty basic, and my business partner had to ask permission

for me to enter as I was a "Female" Director

of his business and needed to be at the meeting

Yes this is only 20-30 years ago - not back in the dark ages - my god -
permission for a woman to enter - politically correct then too

Its the sort of place that they deserve anyhow - I was much better of staying at the Hilton, thats for sure

Another life back then so it was

Anyhow there were trees down all over - and at the Elephant and Castle there were one of those big hoardings with an advertisement on it - wh=ished i had had a camera
it said some insurance companies name and "We don't make a drama out of a crisis"
What was funny was that a 200 year old oak tree was
smashing through the middle of the sign - priceless
