[doganjo]

I heard that Isla St Clair married Barry White shortly before he died, and was Isla White.

When she married Bryan Ferry she kept Barry's surname as a mark of respect, and is now Isla White Ferry. 

She should have kept her maiden name too - then she would be 'Isla the White St Clair ferry' - it was on of the P & O North boats - St Magnus(Saggy Maggy with the Baggy belly), St Olaf (the Viking), can't remember the fourth one.

[sausagesandcash]

I met a guy once called Eanus Mc ***** ( surname deleted to protect the embarrased!). His first name is pronunced anus. When I asked him about it, he said 'but there's 15 of us on Achill (Island)'. Such a nice guy, such a terrible name!

[sandy]

I worked in Leicester with a lad called Anus Bhatti!!! poor lad, probably a nice name where his family came from...bless!!

[Tullywood Farm]

Still laughing at Isla Wight Ferry  
need more beer

What is badgerface and her daughter called???

[doganjo]

Badgerface and Miss Kit Badgerface

[Tullywood Farm]

When I was pregnant with Tara my mum asked me what I would call the
baby if it was a boy.

I said Ben - cause its manly, but also nice for a little boy too.

Mum said You can't call him BEN DELANEY (bendy laney!)

 

[sandy]

you mentioned morrissons and I had a morrison pop up, lets try something more random!!!   toe nails!!!

[doganjo]

Nope - nothing except Amazon.  i think it's your computer that does strange things.

[Tullywood Farm]

Mary Christmas was married to Frank Christmas, and they had a red triumph Stag and got pulled up for speeding

the cop said whats your name, F. Christmas said frank, oh yeah and have you been drinking, no said frank, he turned to the passenger and said - whats your name.

Mary Christmas said mary  - yeah and merry christmas to you too, said the cop, I'm Rudolph and youre both booked.

True story - real names ,real car, embarassed cop apologised in the paper.

Julie

[sandy]

"Adult friend finder" don't need that!!!

[Tullywood Farm]

I only get those ads under the first person who has put a message on the page, and amazon at the bottom, its clever how it knows what ye are talking about, when I posted about our cabin build there were ads for log cabins under my post -
big brother is watching you - yes you
 

[sandy]

so accident claims and changing your name!!!! I think the key is the subject line, I will create a strange subject line maybe!!!

[Tullywood Farm]

When I worked in England in the 80's most of the people in London and Slough and Uxbridge that I worked with had double barrelled names - they thought they were posh.

So I thought about changing my name by deed poll to Julie Teddy-Bear just to make a laugh of it
but chickened out in the end  

[sandy]

ooh, that would be a nice name!!

[Rosemary]

When I was expecting Lorna, my married name was Ness. I wanted to call her Philippa or Pippa but she would have been P Ness. My brother in law was Andrew, so A Ness.