[Bodger]

Complete this sentence. " You know that you're getting old when .........................................................?"

Here's my offering.   You know that you're getting old when after spending most of last summer and winter virtually living in wellingtons, you develop you're first ever corn and you are booked in to see the chiropodist this afternoon.     If he asks me if I qualify for pensioners discount, I might not be responsible for my actions, or would that mean that I might also be suffering from incontinence too?

[tizaala]

When Rustyme gives up his seat on the bus for you....

[Backinwellies]

this week when I thought the vet was the vets teenage daughter helping out!!

[lachlanandmarcus]

When your OH is having your best friends daughter on work experience....

[luckylady]

.......when your younger daughter notches up her quarter century birthday! (I was, of course, a very young mother  )

[The Woodsiders]

When you get that nice warm feeling when your driving and you remember its not this car that has heated front seats.

[lachlanandmarcus]

When you get that nice warm feeling when your driving and you remember its not this car that has heated front seats.

[luckylady]

When you get that nice warm feeling when your driving and you remember its not this car that has heated front seats.

  brilliant

[Roxy]

When you start to read the magazines your Mother reads....previously you thought only old ladies read THAT magazine - now you think its  fantastic ....looking at ads for trousers with elastic waistbands, and gadgets to pick up mail from  the floor, and  plastic pants for incontinence

[sabrina]

When you are asked on reduced price for pensioners meal day are you a lady of a certain age.

[Backinwellies]

You have to stop walking to sneeze or cough (ladies only of course!)

[The Woodsiders]

when you can remember the first time you had s-x but can`t remember the last time!!!
 

[Fowgill Farm]

When you start to read the magazines your Mother reads....previously you thought only old ladies read THAT magazine - now you think its  fantastic ....looking at ads for trousers with elastic waistbands, and gadgets to pick up mail from  the floor, and  plastic pants for incontinence

Thank god thats not just me!
lol
Mandy

[Bodger]

On the plus side, I've been to the chiropodist now and I was still able  to get my foot up in and into the sink to give it a quick scrub before I went. 
 
When you have more hair growing from your ears than you have on your head.

[NormandyMary]

when you can remember the first time you had s-x but can`t remember the last time!!!

Oooh don't go there!!!!!