Complete this sentence. " You know that you're getting old when .........................................................?"
Here's my offering.
You know that you're getting old when after spending most of last summer and winter virtually living in wellingtons, you develop you're first ever corn and you are booked in to see the chiropodist this afternoon.
If he asks me if I qualify for pensioners discount, I might not be responsible for my actions, or would that mean that I might also be suffering from incontinence too?