NFU Mutual Smallholding Insurance

Author Topic: Complete this sentence.  (Read 3594 times)

Bodger

  • Joined Jul 2009
Complete this sentence.
« on: May 02, 2013, 08:53:25 am »
Complete this sentence. " You know that you're getting old when .........................................................?"

Here's my offering.   You know that you're getting old when after spending most of last summer and winter virtually living in wellingtons, you develop you're first ever corn and you are booked in to see the chiropodist this afternoon.     If he asks me if I qualify for pensioners discount, I might not be responsible for my actions, or would that mean that I might also be suffering from incontinence too?
« Last Edit: May 02, 2013, 08:57:21 am by Over the Gate »
Voss Electric Fence

tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
  • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2013, 08:58:42 am »
When Rustyme gives up his seat on the bus for you.... :roflanim:

Backinwellies

  • Global Moderator
  • Joined Sep 2012
  • Llandeilo Carmarthenshire
    • Nantygroes
    • Facebook
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2013, 09:23:34 am »
this week when I thought the vet was the vets teenage daughter helping out!!
Linda

Don't wrestle with pigs, they will love it and you will just get all muddy.

Let go of who you are and become who you are meant to be.

http://nantygroes.blogspot.co.uk/
www.nantygroes.co.uk
Nantygroes  facebook page

lachlanandmarcus

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • Aberdeenshire
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2013, 09:51:03 am »
When your OH is having your best friends daughter on work experience.... :o

luckylady

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • Yorkshire
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2013, 10:19:16 am »
.......when your younger daughter notches up her quarter century birthday! (I was, of course, a very young mother  :-J )
Doing that swan thing - cool and calm on the surface but paddling like crazy beneath.

The Woodsiders

  • Joined Aug 2011
  • Near Horley in Surrey
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2013, 10:38:23 am »
When you get that nice warm feeling when your driving and you remember its not this car that has heated front seats.

lachlanandmarcus

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • Aberdeenshire
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2013, 10:49:15 am »
When you get that nice warm feeling when your driving and you remember its not this car that has heated front seats.
:roflanim: :roflanim:

luckylady

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • Yorkshire
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2013, 10:58:47 am »
When you get that nice warm feeling when your driving and you remember its not this car that has heated front seats.
:roflanim: :roflanim:  brilliant
Doing that swan thing - cool and calm on the surface but paddling like crazy beneath.

Roxy

  • Joined May 2009
  • Peak District
    • festivalcarriages.co.uk
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2013, 11:15:58 am »
When you start to read the magazines your Mother reads....previously you thought only old ladies read THAT magazine - now you think its  fantastic ....looking at ads for trousers with elastic waistbands, and gadgets to pick up mail from  the floor, and  plastic pants for incontinence ;D

sabrina

  • Joined Nov 2008
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2013, 11:24:41 am »
When you are asked on reduced price for pensioners meal day are you a lady of a certain age.

Backinwellies

  • Global Moderator
  • Joined Sep 2012
  • Llandeilo Carmarthenshire
    • Nantygroes
    • Facebook
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2013, 11:25:54 am »
You have to stop walking to sneeze or cough (ladies only of course!)
Linda

Don't wrestle with pigs, they will love it and you will just get all muddy.

Let go of who you are and become who you are meant to be.

http://nantygroes.blogspot.co.uk/
www.nantygroes.co.uk
Nantygroes  facebook page

The Woodsiders

  • Joined Aug 2011
  • Near Horley in Surrey
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2013, 12:21:53 pm »
when you can remember the first time you had s-x but can`t remember the last time!!!
 

Fowgill Farm

  • Joined Feb 2009
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2013, 12:51:55 pm »
When you start to read the magazines your Mother reads....previously you thought only old ladies read THAT magazine - now you think its  fantastic ....looking at ads for trousers with elastic waistbands, and gadgets to pick up mail from  the floor, and  plastic pants for incontinence ;D
Thank god thats not just me!
lol
Mandy :pig:

Bodger

  • Joined Jul 2009
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2013, 02:49:36 pm »
On the plus side, I've been to the chiropodist now and I was still able  to get my foot up in and into the sink to give it a quick scrub before I went.  :roflanim:
 
When you have more hair growing from your ears than you have on your head. :o

NormandyMary

  • Joined Apr 2011
Re: Complete this sentence.
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2013, 02:52:41 pm »
when you can remember the first time you had s-x but can`t remember the last time!!!

Oooh don't go there!!!!!

 

Complete Newbie looking for advice please

Started by salli_c

Replies: 7
Views: 784
Last post July 04, 2017, 08:49:03 am
by waterbuffalofarmer
The Complete Grazier or Farmer (1808)

Started by rustyme

Replies: 0
Views: 1672
Last post February 05, 2009, 01:28:39 am
by rustyme
A NEW SENTENCE

Started by Bangbang

Replies: 2959
Views: 351271
Last post Today at 05:45:57 pm
by Zyg
What sentence would you give him?

Started by Castle Farm

Replies: 15
Views: 3462
Last post February 28, 2013, 10:25:13 pm
by Mad Goatwoman of Madeley
Death sentence if you live in N Korea.

Started by Castle Farm

Replies: 5
Views: 1577
Last post May 14, 2015, 05:38:46 pm
by henchard

Forum sponsors

FibreHut Energy Helpline Thomson & Morgan Time for Paws Scottish Smallholder & Grower Festival Little Peckers

© The Accidental Smallholder Ltd 2003-2019. All rights reserved.

Design by Furness Internet

Site developed by Champion IS