[spandit]

My pockets bulge HUGELY with snotty hankies, its blooming cold out there    sniff.

As a rhinitis sufferer, all my pockets in all my clothes are full of tissues

[Bionic]

I always have tissues too plus the odd plastic bag that I use to take bread out to the chickens & geese. So  pockets usually have breadcrumbs at the bottom mixed up with the tissues.

[Simon O]

Tissues! What's wrong with your sleeves

[Bionic]

Sleeves are usually covered in hay/straw/muck

[spandit]

Tissues! What's wrong with your sleeves

You obviously don't suffer from it in the same way as me... they'd be saturated in minutes!

[happygolucky]

My sleeves are for dusting ,

[Backinwellies]

what is dusting? 

[spandit]

what is dusting? 

Something to do with crop spraying and bi-planes

[Workhorse]

It can sometimes be quite dangerous to put my hands in my pockets, i did the other day and stabbed my fingers on some staples!!
 There are usually, pony treats, polos , bits of hay/straw, baccy tin, sweet wrappers, baler, dog ends, and with the weather we are having  all usually soggy!! 
 Gord help any would be pick-pockets!!

[happygolucky]

   I sometimes mistake a dog treat for a sweet...not bad though

[scarlettoara]

what is dusting? 

its removing the sticky fingers off the laptop. sleeves are essential for this   

[Mammyshaz]

what is dusting? 

its removing the sticky fingers off the laptop. sleeves are essential for this   

I second this essential sleeve use 

[happygolucky]

I always put my jumper over my hands hen hang onto the bannister when walking downstairs, gives the ril a wonderful sheen, also a flip around the bathroom sink and the mantelpiece....I should be stuck if I did it have long sleeved jumpers

[Fleecewife]

I have a Gerber knife, tissues, a Swiss Army knife, tissues, secateurs, tissues, old postcard with lambing records from last year, tissues, a pencil, tissues,  latex gloves and a tube of KY - for lambing emergencies (I do hope I don't accidentally pull those out in a shop), tissues (ok you get the picture about the tissues), various packets of seeds, odd coins, plant labels, Didgies for sheep treats mostly in a plastic bag but lots of crumbs too, lip salve, keys, phone, various bits of binder twine and garden twine, hay of course, and....tada....I've just found the spare car keys which have been 'lost' for weeks 
 
The trouble is I have several jackets which I wear depending on the weather, from fleecey things to waterproof things, and whichever jacket I'm wearing is never the one with just what I need in it 
 
I recognise various things mentioned such as stones (hopefully bits of agate), which I pick up when I'm gardening -I have shells too if we've been near the sea; eggs, occasionally broken; poop bags; hair bands - none of those today though.  I have no horsey or smoking things - just as well as there's no room 
 
Oh and I often cram in a small bottle of water.........no wonder I get puffed out carting that lot around.

[Workhorse]

Ah yes stones! I sometimes have a collection of flints that the moles have un-earthed (just in case they turn out to be arrow heads ( Budding time team person here! ) And sea shells after a walk on the beach!