A cow ran into your house when a tractor herding them up the road for miling time went down a pot hole and toppled just outside our door so they have closed off the road until the tow truck comes and theres cows all over although there are people helping the farmer to round them up the cow in our house is causing havoc and you are waiting on the fire brigade to get it out and the vet to check on your pet dog that got trodden on by the cow, the glazier to mend the broken window as you were locked out at the time as your key dropped down a drain and you have no spare so you are also waiting for the locksmith to change the locks, the cow knocked into the gas cooker so you are expecting the plumber to come and make it safe and as the cow trashed your house so you attempted to mend your toilet seat with super glue and now you are stuck...the firemen can sort that out while there here too!!
However, will be in tomorrow!!