Author Topic: A Good Excuse  (Read 6186 times)

Bangbang

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A Good Excuse
« on: March 15, 2012, 07:36:10 pm »
I think I need a day off work..
I can't come up with  a good reason - (to brain-dead)

Any ideas?

I'm to far from my Mum to ask for a note  :(

(I do work for myself so no employers would be harmed in the making of this)

little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2012, 07:39:17 pm »
Bangbang can't come to work today .... the chicken's sick?
                                                                                  escaped?
                                                                                  pregnant?!

Or, the goat / pig / sheepdog (can't remember what you keep!) trod on my foot
Little Blue

Brucklay

  • Joined Apr 2010
  • Perthshire
    • Brucklay Pygmy Goats
    • Facebook
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2012, 07:41:10 pm »
Take a day off and you'll be in trouble  :) :) :) xx
Pygmy Goats, Shetland Sheep, Zip & Indie the Border Collies, BeeBee the cat and a wreak of a building to renovate!!

Daisys Mum

  • Joined May 2009
  • Scottish Borders
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2012, 09:52:29 pm »
Take a day off and you'll be in trouble  :) :) :) xx
You feel threatened at work so need a day off
Anne

Womble

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Stirlingshire, Central Scotland
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2012, 09:59:51 pm »
Superb!  Love it!  ;D ;D
"All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once." -Terry Pratchett

Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
  • Telford
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2012, 10:01:49 pm »
You've got PMT.

doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
  • Clackmannanshire
  • Qui? Moi?
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2012, 10:02:25 pm »
Russ's predictions scared you so much you are taking the day off to build a shelter.  ;D
Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

Brucklay

  • Joined Apr 2010
  • Perthshire
    • Brucklay Pygmy Goats
    • Facebook
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2012, 10:04:42 pm »
BB can't have a day off as I'm expecting visitor's  :) :) :)

Don't want him lounging around here!!
Pygmy Goats, Shetland Sheep, Zip & Indie the Border Collies, BeeBee the cat and a wreak of a building to renovate!!

Sandy

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Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2012, 12:04:22 pm »

A cow ran  into your house when a tractor herding them up the road for miling time went down a pot hole and toppled just outside our door so they have closed off the road until the tow truck comes and theres cows all over although there are people helping the farmer to round them up the cow in our  house is causing havoc and  you are waiting on the fire brigade to get it out and the vet to check on your pet dog that got trodden on by the cow, the glazier to mend the broken window as you were locked out at the time as your key dropped down a drain and you have no spare so you are also waiting for the locksmith to change the locks, the cow knocked into the gas cooker so you are expecting the plumber to come and make it safe and as the cow trashed your house so you attempted to mend your toilet seat with super glue and now you are stuck...the firemen can sort that out while there here too!!

However,  will be in tomorrow!!

SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
  • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2012, 01:31:47 pm »
Is that all?   ;D  Honestly, people today... the merest little upset...  :D

Thanks for the laugh, Sandy! :thumbsup: :D :D
Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

Sylvia

  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2012, 05:23:48 pm »
Oh, Sandy, that made me hoot ;D ;D

Bangbang

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Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2012, 06:24:22 pm »
Good one Sandy!  :thumbsup:

MGM does PMT mean Postee's Mental Trauma ?  ::)

Sandy

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Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2012, 06:31:01 pm »
No Pass Me Tinny!!

doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
  • Clackmannanshire
  • Qui? Moi?
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2012, 06:37:33 pm »
Brilliant fun!  ;D ;D ;D  Needed a laugh as I'm still all dizzy. (I'm not blond now although I was once!  ;))
Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

Sandy

  • Guest
Re: A Good Excuse
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2012, 06:42:54 pm »
 :wave: Not dizzy but I am blonde but once was not  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

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