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Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1545 on: November 10, 2012, 09:32:23 pm »
Y'ALL

Yo' any luck, Luke?

You'll note I even got the apostrophe in.
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jaykay

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Cumbria/N Yorks border
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1546 on: November 10, 2012, 11:30:40 pm »
Impressive  :D

LUKE
Legs, under knees, exfoliated
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tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
    • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1547 on: November 11, 2012, 08:15:13 am »
Elbow x-ray found old ligament irritation and totally erroded damage
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Canadian Sheepfarmer

  • Joined Nov 2009
    • Manitoba, Canada.
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1548 on: November 11, 2012, 03:04:20 pm »
DAMAGE
 
Does anyone make a good Ecclescake?
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Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1549 on: November 11, 2012, 06:20:11 pm »
ECCLESCAKE

Every child can lick, even sweeties, cake and kale especially.
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Canadian Sheepfarmer

  • Joined Nov 2009
    • Manitoba, Canada.
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1550 on: November 12, 2012, 04:40:49 pm »
Every Socialist politician, especially Cabinet insiders, always lionise lone yachtswomen...
 
 
[Well known fact #4012 ]
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tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
    • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1551 on: November 12, 2012, 05:26:33 pm »
Yaks and crustacia have to swap watch oil making everyone neurotic
 
(load of old cobblers # 001)
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jaykay

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Cumbria/N Yorks border
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1552 on: November 12, 2012, 06:56:38 pm »
Never ever underestimate rams (or tups) in closequarters

( relevant advice #007 :D)
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Canadian Sheepfarmer

  • Joined Nov 2009
    • Manitoba, Canada.
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1553 on: November 13, 2012, 03:58:34 pm »
Canada! Lots of snow everywhere. Questions under arbitration.
 
 Roads? Travel? Early removal? Snowploughs?
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Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1554 on: November 13, 2012, 04:03:19 pm »
SNOWPLOUGHS

Silly Ned often went past lions, or underground; he's silly.

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tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
    • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1555 on: November 14, 2012, 09:04:32 am »
sometime Iris likes licking yoghurt
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Canadian Sheepfarmer

  • Joined Nov 2009
    • Manitoba, Canada.
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1556 on: November 14, 2012, 03:17:13 pm »
A note from Iris.
 
You often give hurtful, untrue replies Tizaala.
 
Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger!...
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tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
    • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1557 on: November 14, 2012, 04:17:33 pm »
Tribes in Zambia are always losing antelopes
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luckylady

  • Joined Aug 2009
    • Yorkshire
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1558 on: November 14, 2012, 08:28:56 pm »
Anyway, Nancy tells eight little old people endless stories
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Doing that swan thing - cool and calm on the surface but paddling like crazy beneath.

Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1559 on: November 14, 2012, 08:59:18 pm »
STORIES

"Simply take out rubbish, Ian," Enid said.
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