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Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1515 on: November 03, 2012, 10:16:28 pm »
UPPERS

Under pretty petticoats, Enid rates stockings.
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mojocafa

  • Joined Sep 2012
    • Angus
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1516 on: November 03, 2012, 10:40:27 pm »
stockings
santa takes over Christmas, kids in nativity grin spectacularly










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pygmy goats, gsd, border collie, scots dumpys, cochins, araucanas, shetland ducks and geese,  marrans, and pea fowl in a pear tree.

tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
    • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1517 on: November 04, 2012, 08:03:21 am »
some people eat cauliflowers to activate colonic ululation letting arses rip like yodellers
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Mammyshaz

  • Joined Feb 2012
    • Durham
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1518 on: November 04, 2012, 08:57:26 am »
Yodellers
Yesterdays odours disappeared enabling lovely ladies encouraging rosy scents
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Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1519 on: November 04, 2012, 09:44:09 pm »
Quote from: tizaala on November 04, 2012, 08:03:21 am
some people eat cauliflowers to activate colonic ululation letting arses rip like yodellers

Lowering the tone again, Tiz.

SCENTS

Silly cousins eat nuts to scintillate.
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tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
    • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1520 on: November 05, 2012, 06:34:44 am »
scientists can instigate new trials in looking like a talliban extremist
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jaykay

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Cumbria/N Yorks border
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1521 on: November 05, 2012, 06:31:47 pm »
Each xylophone, to real experts, makes individual silvery tones
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Canadian Sheepfarmer

  • Joined Nov 2009
    • Manitoba, Canada.
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1522 on: November 05, 2012, 06:44:12 pm »
To offer no explanation stinks.
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Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1523 on: November 05, 2012, 09:30:12 pm »
STINKS

Smelly toes indicate never killing sausages.
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tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
    • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1524 on: November 06, 2012, 08:09:14 am »
slyly and unusually slinky a girl eats shellfish
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Canadian Sheepfarmer

  • Joined Nov 2009
    • Manitoba, Canada.
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1525 on: November 06, 2012, 02:42:51 pm »
SHELLFISH
 
So Harold eventually left, leaving Freda in severe hardship... :'(
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tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
    • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1526 on: November 07, 2012, 07:25:52 am »
Harold's a retard declaring she has incipient poverty
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Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
    • Telford
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1527 on: November 07, 2012, 02:29:39 pm »
POVERTY

Poor old Vera eats radishes too yellow.
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Canadian Sheepfarmer

  • Joined Nov 2009
    • Manitoba, Canada.
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1528 on: November 07, 2012, 02:41:09 pm »
Perhaps other vagaries explain?  [Really thin yoghurt? ]
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Canadian Sheepfarmer

  • Joined Nov 2009
    • Manitoba, Canada.
Re: A NEW SENTENCE
« Reply #1529 on: November 07, 2012, 02:47:34 pm »
Sorry Ms Goat.  :-[   I can only say:
 
Young emigrant lacks lots of wisdom...
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