I knew it wasn't Politics, Philosophy and Economics...
I was pretty sure it wasn't Precision Polymer Engineering...
Nor Particle Physics Experiment, Partnership of Public Employers, Paper Print Environment (seems like a good resource for finding recycled paper, inks, etc, by the way)
Yes I googled and yes it became clear quickly SuzieQ means Personal Protective Equipment, but for a laugh I followed up some of the other links. Hairdressers, I thought that would be different - but no, turns out some hairdressing products are so bad for your skin and lungs there's Personal Protective Equipment for hairdressers...
I began to feel like Wonko the Sane, who decided that the whole world must be insane if we had to publish instructions in a packet of toothpicks...
Oh My Good Gosh ... there's a link for the London Sexual Health Programme...
Surely we haven't come to this ... but thankfully no, I do not have to turn my house inside out and declare the rest of the world a sanitorium just yet, they mean Patient and Public Engagement. Phew. I can still call them condoms, then. (Though when I was in my teens they were coyly referred to as 'protectives', which I suppose is no better than PPE...)
(And yes, I do know that some brave medical staff have to work with the risk of HIV infection from blood etc and must wear protective gear.)