A couple of points to enhance your education on Scotland, Coley.

There are no such places as 'The Orkneys' or 'The Shetlands', as you describe them. They are correctly known as either The Shetland Isles, or Shetland, and The Orkney Isles, or Orkney.
You say you are a unionist, yet you say if Scotland wants independence we should get on with it and not wait four years. Surely, as a devolved government, the SNP have the ball at their feet and can decide, for Scotland, when we shall hold the referendum. This is something you can't control and must wait for.
I suspect your racist and class attitudes extend beyond the 'Pikeys' and horse owners, and you may, like many other English people still domiciled in Englandshire, view us Scots as an inferior people. I hope I am wrong.
Scotland has always been a thorn in the side of the English government with the West Lothian question. Isn't it awful, and shockingly unfair, that Scots MPs should have a say on English matters in Westminster? Yet the English decided on all Scottish matters for three hundred years, during which time we did not have our own parliament.
I'm afraid, Coley, the time is fast approaching when the Scots will be the sole deciders of what is good for us, and whether or not we wish to continue to be servile to covetous, overbearing neighbours, or whether we shall declare ourselves free and the architects of our own destiny.
Perhaps that will be the best thing that's ever happened to Englandshire. You will be able to spend all your own money without having to subsidise us. You will be able to argue the points of debate in London without interference from our MPs. You will be able to say you are English, not British, and you will be able to embrace your nationality and be proud of who you are...once you have identified those points.
You will have your very own queen to reign over you, and you can be secure in the knowledge that you are all subjects of hers, and you can have all your union flags back from us, if you want them. We may even have a few Tory MPs to spare, if you need them.
I think it will be good for Englandshire to be free of the Scots, and the Welsh. You'll still have a bit of Ireland to keep you all occupied.
