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Author Topic: Did I read that sign right?  (Read 2750 times)

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
Did I read that sign right?
« on: November 17, 2010, 03:30:03 pm »
Subject: FW: Did I read that sign right??????





DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT?




In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW   

In a  Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department  store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an  office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an  office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand  shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health  food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari  park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a  conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON
THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's  field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
 CHARGES.

On a repair shop  door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD  ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)

Voss Electric Fence

faith0504

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • take it easy and chill
    • blaemuir cottage
Re: Did I read that sign right?
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 03:31:09 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

CameronS

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • North East Fife
Re: Did I read that sign right?
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 05:55:38 pm »
 ;D  ;D

northfifeduckling

  • Joined Jan 2009
  • Fife
    • North Fife Blog
Re: Did I read that sign right?
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 08:06:53 am »
Love the bull ;D ;D :&>

Sandy

  • Guest
Re: Did I read that sign right?
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 08:30:57 am »
 ;D  ;D
Golf Club Toilet above the sinks

WOULD MEMBERS REFRAIN FROM WASHING THIER BALLS IN THE SINKS.


Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Did I read that sign right?
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 08:50:32 am »
 ;D ;D ;D

Helencus

  • Joined Feb 2010
  • NW Leicestershire
Re: Did I read that sign right?
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 03:08:57 pm »
Very good  ;D ;D ;D

Hilarysmum

  • Joined Oct 2007
Re: Did I read that sign right?
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 05:54:38 pm »
Used to be on the fence of a well known, now defunct safari park - just at the point where it was possible to view the lions from the outside ......

"Trespassers will be eaten"


Sandy

  • Guest
Re: Did I read that sign right?
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2010, 11:06:16 am »
|THat reminded me of our VW camping days on a trip to Devon, we had our 2 dogs with us and got fed up with looking for a field or layby and when we found one it was very dark, we saw a pull in a farmers gateway and took our dogs for a run in the filed in the dark and used the toilet facilities there as well, when I shut the gate I said, I wounder what that signs says???In the morning we saw what it said " Warning!! BULL in filed" and it was a big one!!!!!

littlemisspiggy!

  • Joined Sep 2010
  • NOTTINGHAMSHIRE
    • just left of the 20th century
Re: Did I read that sign right?
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2010, 04:11:19 pm »
very funny thats cheered me up... ;D ;D ;D ;D
'can't rain all the time!'

 

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