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Title: Did I read that sign right?
Post by: sheila on November 17, 2010, 03:30:03 pm

Subject: FW: Did I read that sign right??????





DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT?




In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW   

In a  Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department  store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an  office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an  office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand  shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health  food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari  park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a  conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON
THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's  field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
 CHARGES.

On a repair shop  door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD  ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)

Title: Re: Did I read that sign right?
Post by: faith0504 on November 17, 2010, 03:31:09 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Did I read that sign right?
Post by: CameronS on November 17, 2010, 05:55:38 pm

 ;D  ;D

Title: Re: Did I read that sign right?
Post by: northfifeduckling on November 18, 2010, 08:06:53 am

Love the bull ;D ;D :&>

Title: Re: Did I read that sign right?
Post by: Sandy on November 18, 2010, 08:30:57 am

 ;D  ;D
Golf Club Toilet above the sinks

WOULD MEMBERS REFRAIN FROM WASHING THIER BALLS IN THE SINKS.

Title: Re: Did I read that sign right?
Post by: Rosemary on November 18, 2010, 08:50:32 am

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Did I read that sign right?
Post by: Helencus on November 18, 2010, 03:08:57 pm

Very good  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Did I read that sign right?
Post by: Hilarysmum on November 18, 2010, 05:54:38 pm

Used to be on the fence of a well known, now defunct safari park - just at the point where it was possible to view the lions from the outside ......

"Trespassers will be eaten"

Title: Re: Did I read that sign right?
Post by: Sandy on November 19, 2010, 11:06:16 am

|THat reminded me of our VW camping days on a trip to Devon, we had our 2 dogs with us and got fed up with looking for a field or layby and when we found one it was very dark, we saw a pull in a farmers gateway and took our dogs for a run in the filed in the dark and used the toilet facilities there as well, when I shut the gate I said, I wounder what that signs says???In the morning we saw what it said " Warning!! BULL in filed" and it was a big one!!!!!

Title: Re: Did I read that sign right?
Post by: littlemisspiggy! on November 20, 2010, 04:11:19 pm

very funny thats cheered me up... ;D ;D ;D ;D