[Fleecewife]

Easy here in Wales .... only about 5 surnames anyway..... and most are also first names too!!   

But you have qualifiers in Wales: Jones the Post, Jones the Milk, Ivor the Engine and so on 

I grew up in South Wales. There were many ‘Dai’s’, so all used their qualifiers. There was even Dai the s**t who emptied septic tanks. This became his everyday name, the abbreviation was ‘Shitty’. Nice guy. I don’t normally swear on the website, but this was the guys name so hope I’ll be be forgiven.

That's not a swear word - just Anglo-Saxon