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Posted: Tuesday 3 February, 2009

by Rosemary at 9:14pm in Anything goes No comments Add your own

An American decided to write about about famous chuches around th world.

When he visited the first church, he noticed a golden telephone on the wall with a sign below, which read "$10,000 per call". Intrigued, he asked the priest what this was. "Ah", said the priest, "that's the hot line to heaven. For $10,000, you can talk to God".

The American visited churches all over the States, in Australia, New Zealand and many countries. In every one, there was a golden phone, with a sign below "$10,000 per call".

In due course, the Amercan arrived in Scotland. In the first church he visited, he saw the golden telephone with a sign underneath "40p per call". As the priest passed, the American called him over and explained that he had seen the golden telephone all over the world, and the call charge was always $10,000, so why was it only 40p here.

"Ah, son," said the priest, smiling, "you're in Scotland now - it's just a local call"

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