I'm with ya buddy - I've got 5 Black Rocks who are now 26 weeks & 1 day old and have produced nothing except poo. I have given them a pep talk, I've waggled my finger at them, I've put marble eggs in the nest boxes, I've put Hempcore in this weekend, and I am now going to go out and introduce them to my crock pot and explain in no uncertain terms that this is their soon to be final resting place if they don't start earning their keep.
I am sure to be met with much clucking and that wierd chicken walk that seems to suggest that their heads are inextricably connected to their feet, yet I feel that it will be to no avail.
Anyway, eggs are soooooo last decade......?!