Author Topic: Wooo!!!  (Read 6892 times)

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
Wooo!!!
« on: September 08, 2010, 04:06:23 pm »
did you see this on the news?
Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.

Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis.

The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.

The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

'It's certainly an unusual call-out, and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.'

Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.'

faith0504

  • Joined Aug 2010
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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 04:12:26 pm »
men!!!!! ouch i bet that hurt a wee bit ;)

bloomer

  • Joined Aug 2010
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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 04:30:54 pm »

 :o :o :o

my eyes are watering just reading it!!!

I'm more concerned that the watch manager has encountered such a thing 3 or 4 times in his career, some people do the strangest things!!!!

Samantha

  • Joined Jul 2010
  • Bristol
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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2010, 05:54:04 pm »
LOL!

Daveravey

  • Joined Jul 2009
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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2010, 06:41:39 pm »

Perhaps he was using the vaccum for a job it wasn't designed for   :D :D :D

Some folk eh ...
« Last Edit: September 08, 2010, 06:43:10 pm by Daveravey »

knightquest

  • Joined May 2010
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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2010, 06:57:10 pm »
I don't think that it was a vacuum if it was stainless steel but Jeez, what are these people thinking?

A friends wife was a member of an A and E team and she said that at least twice a week men would come in with various things stuck in them or on them................definately not normal!  ::)

Ian
Ian (me), Diane (my wife) and 4 dogs. Ollie (Lab mix) , Quest (Malamute), Gazer and Boris (Leonbergers)

plumseverywhere

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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2010, 08:25:37 pm »
Oh yes, my stint as an gynaecology and A&E nurse saw many things that would make the eyes water. we had to remain very professional of course but woah some of the stuff we encountered. and not just men..
Smallholding in Worcestershire, making goats milk soap for www.itsbaaathtime.com and mum to 4 girls,  goats, sheep, chickens, dog, cat and garden snails...

Sandy

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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2010, 09:04:56 pm »
I remember reading all the funny things they had to remove form men and women in A&E, I remember a programme about it, one man was stuck to his little Yorkie, and I don't mean the chocolate bar!!!

faith0504

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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2010, 09:33:23 pm »
oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never :o

sheardale

  • Joined Apr 2009
  • Dollar, Clacks, Scotland
Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2010, 09:58:03 pm »
I remember the man and the yorkie.  Poor wee dog.

sheardale

  • Joined Apr 2009
  • Dollar, Clacks, Scotland
Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2010, 10:01:56 pm »
Perhaps the man slipped when he came out of the shower, slipped along the tiled floor, and bingo,  his wee man got caught in the pipe.  Yes, I think that was what must have happened.   ???      I dont think so ;D  :-[ ::)

plumseverywhere

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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2010, 09:37:19 am »
poor dog!

we had one lady who got a deodrant can stuck. amazing how many gynaecologists came to remove it - nosey bu88ers.
do you remember that richard gere story about the hamster?
Smallholding in Worcestershire, making goats milk soap for www.itsbaaathtime.com and mum to 4 girls,  goats, sheep, chickens, dog, cat and garden snails...

Sandy

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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2010, 10:34:18 am »
In SOcial services a very over weight women, mum and told me of how her husband used a can of deoderant on her (not under her arm pits!) while she was asleep and when he was drunk as he was know for his Alcohol problems, anyway, we had a few jokes in the team (very unprofessional I know ;) ) then I went out on a visit...I commented on how nice the house smelt, it had been a very dirty house by the way, the obeasly overweight mum said, oh its some new air freshener and fetched the can, I had a little smile on my face when she added, my husband uses it all the time ::)

faith0504

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Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2010, 11:15:39 am »
you just never know what goes on behind closed doors eh ::)

sheardale

  • Joined Apr 2009
  • Dollar, Clacks, Scotland
Re: Wooo!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2010, 11:23:23 am »
sometimes better not to know   lol

 

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